PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Brock Lesnar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Andre Washington (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lesnar kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Real muthapukin G's Eazy e. Washington has chosen real american as his entrance music. Andre Washington will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Lesnar
vs
Washington

165 cm
27
284 lbs
9 - 8 - 0

196 cm
21
243 lbs
7 - 5 - 1

Good wrestling
Brawler
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

PhoQus Sports Clothing Line

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Brock Lesnar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Andre Washington!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Washington lands with an uppercut that bounces Lesnar off the cage and back into range.

Lesnar throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Washington was covering up waiting for the punch and Lesnar finishes the takedown easily into guard.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Washington looking to control.
Lesnar stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Washington swivels though and keeps the full guard.

Lesnar thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Lesnar throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Washington works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Washington keeping full guard, as Lesnar tries to pass.
Lesnar throwing strikes from guard but Washington blocks nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Washington can't keep his opponent in guard - Lesnar advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Lesnar lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Lesnar controlling the action here.
Lesnar passes the guard and advances to mount!
Washington taking shots to the head.

It looks like Andre Washington has been cut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
BOOM! Lesnar connects with a massive shot to the dome!

The cut above Andre Washington's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Washington is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Lesnar looking to finish Washington with some ground and pound. This is bad for Washington!

Andre Washington's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Andre Washington's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:02 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Brock Lesnar!
Brock Lesnar decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.