PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Achilles Tycoon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pasquale Kasserman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tycoon's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, The Theme from Magnum. On his way into the ring it seems that Achilles Tycoon has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Achilles Tycoon seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Tycoon
vs
Kasserman

200 cm
27
280 lbs
7 - 8 - 0

190 cm
25
270 lbs
12 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Achilles Tycoon!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Pasquale Kasserman!
The judges for this bout are Elvis Blanc, Gregory Folan and William Peck.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kasserman chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Kasserman ducks right into an uppercut from Tycoon.

It looks like Pasquale Kasserman has been cut.
No luck for Tycoon with that takedown attempt.
Kasserman stalks Tycoon and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Tycoon's face. Tycoon staggers backwards, shaken.

It looks like Achilles Tycoon has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kasserman tries to clinch there but Tycoon circles away.
Tycoon fails to land the takedown.
Kasserman misses with a series of wild punches.
Kasserman lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Kasserman.
Tycoon has a takedown stuffed.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Achilles Tycoon. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A nice inside leg kick there by Kasserman. That's going to slow Tycoon down.
Tycoon is breathing heavily.
Kasserman throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Tycoon.
Kasserman thows a body shot but no joy.
Tycoon fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Kasserman misses with a body kick.
Kasserman tries a head kick but it misses.
Kasserman staying out of range there.
Kasserman misses with the combination.
Kasserman lands with a shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Tycoon gets tackled into the ropes by Kasserman. Kasserman maintains the clinch.
Kasserman lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Kasserman softening up his opponent with strikes, against the ropes.
Kasserman pushes Tycoon back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Kasserman lands with a light punch inside.
A head punch on the inside from Kasserman fails to land.
Tycoon looking for a takedown.

Kasserman breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Pasquale Kasserman is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Tycoon has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Tycoon there as he acknowledges the shot.

Tycoon is rocked!
Tycoon walks right into a perfectly timed right hook and goes down hard! He's out cold! The ref cradles Tycoon limp body while Kasserman jumps on to the ropes and waves to the roaring crowd. Wow that was just a brutal knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Pasquale Kasserman!