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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pappy Shrew (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Barbara Boxer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Shrew's entrance music is In The Morning. A fine choice. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Barbara Boxer was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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288 lbs
10 - 7 - 0 |
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222 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Pappy Shrew!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
38 - 17 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Barbara Boxer!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, George Francis and Wesley Smith.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Shrew lands with a nice body punch.
Boxer throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Shrew.
Shrew looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Boxer throws a combination that misses
and Shrew counters with a nice body shot.
Boxer scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Shrew fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
It looks like Barbara Boxer has been cut.
Shrew takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Boxer misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Shrew.
Boxer moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Boxer. Shrew does a little dance to reset his feet.
Shrew lands a body shot.
A big left from Shrew misses.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Boxer, right into the meat.
A good leg kick by Boxer.
Shrew is breathing heavily.
Boxer tries to clinch but Shrew is having none of it.
Boxer throws a leg kick but Shrew checks it.
Shrew takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Boxer lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Shrew throws a hook but Boxer avoids it easily.
Shrew drives through and clinches with Boxer against the cage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Boxer gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Shrew misses with a hook to the ribs.
A head punch on the inside from Boxer fails to land.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Boxer creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Shrew blocks an uppercut.
Boxer lands with a short shot to the head.
Boxer lands an uppercut.
Boxer throws a head punch that misses.
Shrew tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Boxer manages to break the clinch.
Boxer tried to score with a low kick but Shrew checks it.
Boxer misses with a wild body shot.
Shrew connects with a good right hand that stumbles Boxer. Boxer circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Shrew clinches up with Boxer and pushes him back against the cage.
Shrew misses with the head strike.
Shrew misses with a body punch.
Boxer lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Shrew backwards.
Shrew taking a breather.
Shrew swings away with an uppercut that misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Shrew swings away with an uppercut that misses.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Shrew fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Boxer blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Shrew misses with a body punch.
Boxer misses with a hook from the clinch.
Shrew misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Shrew slows down the pace here.
A shot in the inside from Boxer.
Boxer throws a punch but it's blocked by Shrew.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Shrew.
Boxer lands with a right to the head.
Shrew misses with a short punch on the inside.
Boxer lands a shoulder strike.
Shrew tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Boxer scores with a nice hook to the head.
Shrew scores with a shoulder strike.
Boxer misses with a knee to the head.
Shrew missing with knees to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boxer lands a right hand.
Shrew lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Shrew swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Shrew blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Boxer fails to land.
Shrew working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Shrew misses with a short punch on the inside.
Boxer lands with a light punch inside.
Shrew tries to throw a body punch but Boxer avoids it by throwing Shrew back against the cage.
Shrew misses with a body punch.
Boxer tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Boxer prevents a body shot from Shrew.
Shrew misses with a punch to the body.
Shrew's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Boxer throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Shrews head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Shrew blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Boxer misses with the head strike.
Boxer misses with a short punch on the inside.
Shrew blocks an uppercut.
Shrew blocking some punches.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Shrew blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A left hand lands to the body for Shrew.
Boxer scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Boxer working aggressively here.
Shrew has a couple of punches blocked by Boxer.
Shrew lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Boxer breaks the clinch.
Shrew clinches up against the cage.
Shrew tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Boxer lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Boxer misses with a hook from the clinch.
Shrew blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Boxer lands an uppercut.
Boxer tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Boxer misses with a hook from the clinch.
Shrew throws a punch but it's blocked by Boxer.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Boxer tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Shrew swings wildly with an uppercut but Boxer uses good head movement to avoid it.
That's five minutes gone in the round.
Boxer lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Shrew stalls.
Boxer fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Boxer swings wildly with an uppercut but Shrew uses good head movement to avoid it.
Boxer blocks an uppercut.
Boxer throws a head punch that misses.
Shrew throws an elbow but it misses.
Shrew misses with a punch on the inside.
Boxer lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Boxer misses with the head strike.
Boxer misses with a short punch on the inside.
Shrew misses with a hook from the clinch.
Boxer lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Shrew backwards.
Shrew misses with the head strike.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Boxer.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Shrew.
That's six minutes gone in the round.
Boxer blocks an uppercut.
Boxer scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Boxer.
Boxer dodges an elbow strike from Shrew.
Shrew can't find room to land a body shot as Boxer controls the action.
Shrew blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Boxer swings wildly with an uppercut but Shrew uses good head movement to avoid it.
Boxer wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Shrew has him pressed against the cage.
Boxer misses with a punch on the inside.
Shrew scores with a shoulder strike.
Boxer blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Boxer fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Shrew lands a right hand.
Boxer working aggressively here.
Shrew misses with a body punch.
Boxer blocks a body shot from Shrew.
Shrew throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Boxer lands an elbow inside that Shrew shrugs off.
Shrew tries to work over Boxer's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Boxer blocks a body shot from Shrew.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Boxer.
Shrew cracks Boxer with a nice body shot.
Shrew taking a breather.
Shrew swings wildly with an uppercut but Boxer uses good head movement to avoid it.
Boxer softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Boxer lands a shoulder strike.
Still in the clinch, Boxer scores with a nice short uppercut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Shrew goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Boxer misses with a knee strike.
Shrew misses with a punch on the inside.
Shrew looks to throw an elbow but misses.
A head punch on the inside from Boxer fails to land.
Shrew swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Boxer lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Shrew lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A nice left hand lands by Shrew.
Boxer is rocked!
That has opened up Barbara Boxer's cut even more.
That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Boxer swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Boxer is still on wobbly legs! Can Shrew finish him?
Shrew lands a big right hand that drops Boxer! The killer instinct kicks in and Shrew finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by Shrew!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 8:11 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pappy Shrew!
Pappy Shrew is the new super heavyweight champion!
Pappy Shrew gave a mention to F.ighters U.nlimited K.lothing C.ompany ☯ in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).
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energy
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hype
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