PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Steen Christensen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Maurico Hates Decisions (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Christensen's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Xzibit - Alcoholic. Hates Decisions has chosen Defqon Ending! as his entrance music. Maurico Hates Decisions has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Christensen
vs
Hates Decisions

188 cm
28
265 lbs
12 - 7 - 0

195 cm
27
255 lbs
16 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Steen Christensen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Maurico Hates Decisions!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Ben Zyskovitsi and Tarja Halkonen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A lazy left from Christensen finds it's target.

It looks like Maurico Hates Decisions has been cut.
Hates Decisions misses the jab.

Oooooh!!! Christensen has knocked Hates Decisions down with a huge combo! Christensen steps away and waves a wobbly Hates Decisions back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

Hates Decisions is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Christensen ducks under a wild hook from Hates Decisions.
Christensen darts in trying to clinch
and Hates Decisions counters with a left to the body.
Hates Decisions throws a nice head kick!
Good leg kick by Hates Decisions there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Hates Decisions lands a jab.
An inside leg kick lands from Hates Decisions.
Christensen moves away from the strike by Hates Decisions.
Hates Decisions jabs Christensen right on the nose. Christensen blinks but takes it well.
Christensen tries to clinch up
and Hates Decisions counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Hates Decisions has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Christensen.
Christensen wants to clinch up but Hates Decisions keeps it at a distance.
A left and a right from Hates Decisions both land. Nice combination.
Hates Decisions throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Christensen tries to clinch but Hates Decisions is having none of it.
Hates Decisions connects with a high kick.
A punch lands to the side of Hates Decisions 's head but he takes it in his stride.

That has opened up Maurico Hates Decisions's cut even more.
Hates Decisions throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Christensen fails in his attempt to clinch.
Christensen tries to clinch but Hates Decisions is having none of it.
Hates Decisions connects with a solid leg kick.
Christensen misses with a right hand
and Hates Decisions counters with a good low kick that Christensen was not able to check.
Christensen takes a shot to the body in his stride.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Hates Decisions lands with a thumping leg kick.
Hates Decisions on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Christensen. Christensen obviously looking to wear him down.
Christensen connects with a jab.
Christensen tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Hates Decisions lands a head shot.
A nice inside leg kick there by Hates Decisions. That's going to slow Christensen down.
Hates Decisions turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Christensen takes a shot right to the bread basket.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hates Decisions has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Christensen.
Hates Decisions misses with a wild body shot.
A telegraphed right hand from Hates Decisions misses the target.
Christensen listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Hates Decisions.
Christensen tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Hates Decisions was well out of range. Poor timing from Christensen.
Christensen thuds his right hand into Hates Decisions's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.

The cut above Maurico Hates Decisions's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Christensen closes the distance looking to clinch
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Hates Decisions.
Christensen throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Hates Decisions on the side of the head.
Hates Decisions ducks under a wild hook from Christensen.
Christensen wants to slow Hates Decisions down by chopping away at his legs.
Hates Decisions fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Christensen.
Christensen is looking to clinch but Hates Decisions is avoiding it.
Christensen throws the left hand but Hates Decisions avoids the punch easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Christensen lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Hates Decisions circles away quickly and effectively.
Christensen tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Christensen tries to clinch but Hates Decisions is having none of it.
Hates Decisions lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Christensen moves into range and connects with a jab.

Christensen drives through and clinches with Hates Decisions against the cage.
Christensen misses with an elbow over the top.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Christensen.
Christensen lands an elbow inside.

Maurico Hates Decisions's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Christensen throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Hates Decisions lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Hates Decisions tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Christensen lands with a right to the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Christensen doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Christensen creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Christensen blocks an uppercut.
Christensen misses with the head strike.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
With the fighters up against the cage, Christensen throws an elbow but misses.
Christensen pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Christensen pushes off an throws an elbow but Hates Decisions leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Hates Decisions avoids a wild elbow strike from Christensen.
Hates Decisions looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Hates Decisions wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Hates Decisions lands with a left to the head.

Hates Decisions breaks the clinch.
Steen Christensen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Christensen tries to clinch but Hates Decisions is having none of it.
Christensen scoring well with a low kick there.
Christensen tries to clinch up.
Christensen tries to clinch there but Hates Decisions circles away.
Christensen misses with a jab, cross combination.
Christensen slips a jab from Hates Decisions.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Christensen is looking to clinch but Hates Decisions is avoiding it.
Christensen tries to land a leg kick but Hates Decisions saw it coming and moves away.
Christensen closes the distance looking to clinch
and Hates Decisions counters with a nice body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Steen Christensen dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Maurico Hates Decisions's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Christensen walks into a stiff left hand from Hates Decisions.
Christensen throws the left hand but Hates Decisions avoids the punch easily.
Christensen throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Hates Decisions buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Christensen throws a leg kick
and Hates Decisions counters with a series of strikes. Christensen will be more careful next time no doubt.

Christensen pushes Hates Decisions up against the cage in a clinch.
Hates Decisions blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Hates Decisions blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A frustrated look appears on Hates Decisions's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Hates Decisions avoids the elbow strike from Christensen, against the cage.

Hates Decisions escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

Christensen has closed the distance and engaged Hates Decisions in a clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Christensen comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Hates Decisions lands a hook to the side of the head.
Hates Decisions blocks the elbow strike.
Hates Decisions dodges an elbow strike from Christensen.
Christensen keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Hates Decisions's efforts to push away.
The referee calls for Hates Decisions to work.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Christensen keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Hates Decisions's efforts to push away.
Hates Decisions blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Christensen makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Maurico Hates Decisions's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:28 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Steen Christensen!
In his post fight interview, Steen Christensen started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.