PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between James Shrimp (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Billy Madison (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Shrimp comes into the arena with drowning pool-step up blaring out of the sound system. Both fighters really staring eachother down here, as Billy Madison enters the cage!

Shrimp
vs
Madison

219 cm
30
276 lbs
12 - 9 - 0

200 cm
30
280 lbs
13 - 10 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, James Shrimp!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Billy Madison!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Shrimp blocks a head kick by Madison.
Madison lands with a good body shot.
Shrimp throws the left hand but Madison avoids the punch easily.
Shrimp lands with a nice body punch.
Shrimp misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Madison.
Madison swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Shrimp misses with a shot to the body
and Madison counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Shrimp tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Madison is able to avoid easily.
Madison tries to bum rush Shrimp with a series of wild strikes but Shrimp uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Madison connects with the punch.
Madison scores with a head kick. Shrimp tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Madison checks a leg kick.
Madison throws a head kick that misses.
Madison fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Madison misses with a lunging right hand
letting Shrimp counter with a right hand.

It looks like Billy Madison has been cut.
Shrimp throws a big shot that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Shrimp misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Madison lands a jab to the head.
Madison lands a jab to the nose.
Madison moves out of range of the strikes.
Shrimp misses with a wild body shot.
Shrimp scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Madison takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Madison throws a sloppy head kick and Shrimp moves out of range easily.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Madison misses with a head kick.
Madison throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Shrimp thows a body shot but no joy.
Madison fails in his attempt to clinch.
Shrimp moves out of range as Madison throws a body kick.
Shrimp avoids the head kick by Madison.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Shrimp showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Madison.
Shrimp throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Madison lands a nice hook to Shrimp's body. Shrimp takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Madison misses with a series of wild punches.
Shrimp scores with a shot to the body.
Madison tries to clinch up but Shrimp circles away and keeps his distance.
Madison misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Madison throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Shrimp.
Shrimp chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Madison can pounce on him.
Shrimp looks to score with a jab to the body but Madison is just out of range.
Shrimp avoids the body shot from Madison.
Billy Madison seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Madison misses with a head kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Shrimp takes one to the side of the head.
Madison tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Nice body kick from Madison.
Madison takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Shrimp is looking to wear down Madison with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
A looping hook to the body misses from Shrimp. Madison does a little dance to reset his feet.
Madison misses with a shot to the body
and Shrimp counters with a body kick.
Madison looks gassed!
Madison lands a glancing blow to the side of Shrimp's head.
Madison throws a head kick but Shrimp moves out of range.
Madison tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Shrimp lands a nice looking body shot.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Madison displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Shrimp throws out the jab.
Madison swings away with a body shot that misses
and Shrimp cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
A bone on bone clash there as Madison blocks the leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Shrimp throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Madison stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Shrimp looks to land a right hand but Madison moved out of range.
Madison looks to clinch
and Shrimp counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Shrimp feints with a jab and clips Madison right behind the ear with a massive overhand right! Madison is sent crashing into the canvas and Shrimp leaps in for the kill! Madison tries to get to his feet but Shrimp is just battering him from every conceivable angle. The ref decides that Madison is in need of a savior and steps in!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). James Shrimp!