PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Freddie Mercury (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Late Creation (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mercury's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody. Freddie Mercury is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Mercury
vs
Creation

225 cm
20
252 lbs
7 - 0 - 0

190 cm
20
250 lbs
8 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Freddie Mercury!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Late Creation!
The judges for this bout are Illya Tyunina, Igor Prikhodko and Viktor Lagutenko.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mercury fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Creation looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Mercury blocks a jab.
Creation throws a shot from downtown. Mercury moves away and avoids it.
Creation swings for the body but Mercury moves out of range.
Creation jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Mercury slips a jab from Creation.
Creation throws a hook but Mercury avoids it easily.
An inside leg kick lands from Mercury.
Creation misses with a wild body shot.
Creation throws a big shot that misses.
Creation takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Nice defenses there by Mercury.
Creation is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Creation throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Mercury counters with a nice body shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Mercury lands with a nice body kick.
Creation looks gassed!
Mercury connects with a high kick.
Mercury throws a nice outside leg kick.
Mercury feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Creation's calf.
Mercury lands a jab to Creation's midsection.
Creation takes one to the chin there.
Mercury lands a right hook to the body.
Mercury really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Nice jab there from Mercury.

It looks like Late Creation has been cut.
Mercury cracks the inside of Creation's front leg.

That's one minute gone in the round.
An inside leg kick lands from Mercury.
Mercury scores with a kick to the body.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Mercury, right into the meat.
A solid body kick from Mercury.
Mercury delivers a nice body kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Mercury looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Mercury scores with a three punch combo!
Mercury lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
A solid leg kick lands there for Mercury.
Mercury thumps Creation with a low kick.
Mercury connects with an inside leg kick.
Late Creation seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Mercury lands a leg kick that knocks Creation off balance momentarily.
Mercury keeps Creation at a distance using the push kick.
Creation takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Mercury ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Mercury scores with a head kick. Creation tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Creation sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Nice body punch from Mercury.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Decent striking displayed by Mercury there.

Mercury lands a big head kick that sends Creation tumbling to the mat! Mercury takes a step backwards and waves Creation back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Creation is rocked!
Crunch! Mercury slams his shin into Creation's torso.
Creation is still on wobbly legs! Can Mercury finish him?
Creation on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Today's fight clock is brought to you by... OOOH that's a huge shot by Mercury! Creation is in big trouble here - the ref steps in to save him and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:16 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Freddie Mercury!
Freddie Mercury retains his super heavyweight title!