PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jake The (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Karl der Grosse (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

The
vs
der Grosse

191 cm
24
221 lbs
6 - 7 - 0

181 cm
22
220 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Dangerous knees
Very quick

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

5th Round Clothing

Hell's Balls Recovery
Hell's Balls Recovery

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jake The!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Karl der Grosse!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Jack Bonds and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The blocks a jab.
der Grosse keeps the fight on the outside.
The throws a wild body kick that der Grosse sees coming a mile off.
Nice cross by The.
The takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
The wants to clinch
and der Grosse counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
der Grosse will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
The fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and der Grosse has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
der Grosse lands with a nice body punch.
The defending well as der Grosse loads up on a big left hand.
A slow jab from der Grosse misses its intended target.
der Grosse lands a jab.
A solid leg kick lands there for The.
The dodges the punch combination from der Grosse.

That's one minute gone in the round.
der Grosse is looking to slow The down with leg kicks.
The misses with a wild body shot.
The wants to land a leg kick but der Grosse is out of range.
A jab from der Grosse misses.
der Grosse slips a jab from The.
der Grosse looks to land a combination. The sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
der Grosse avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
The fails in his attempt to clinch.
The avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
der Grosse misses with a leg kick
and The counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
der Grosse throws a lazy right hand but The sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
The throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
der Grosse doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
The throws a head kick that misses

and der Grosse counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

The actively working from the bottom here.
der Grosse throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
der Grosse passes into side control, despite The's attempt to control the position.
The struggling a bit here.
der Grosse scoring with punches from side control.
The is looking to reverse the position.
The gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
The taking some punishment here, with der Grosse in his half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

The actively working from the bottom here.
The is breathing heavily.
der Grosse takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
der Grosse looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
der Grosse thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
The tries to roll over but der Grosse keeps him under control.
der Grosse lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
der Grosse throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
der Grosse is looking to take a break and control but The is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
The blocking the ground and pound attempt from der Grosse.
The tries to roll over but der Grosse keeps him under control.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The is trying to maintain the position but der Grosse is very close to passing his half guard.
The has hold of der Grosse's hands but der Grosse slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
der Grosse working the head and body with strikes.
The tries to roll over but der Grosse keeps him under control.
der Grosse is nestled in close to The, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
The is staying active underneath der Grosse, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
der Grosse throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
der Grosse is looking to take a break and control but The is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Karl der Grosse dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

The closes this distance looking for a takedown but der Grosse circles away.
The misses with an uppercut.
der Grosse listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
The tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
der Grosse keeps the fight on the outside.
The slips a jab and a cross from der Grosse.
The throws a sloppy head kick and der Grosse moves out of range easily.
der Grosse swings for the body but The moves out of range.

der Grosse tries to keep at a distance but The has taken the fight into the clinch.
The misses with a shot to the kidneys.
The looking to throw knees to the head but der Grosse is blocking nicely.

der Grosse pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
The bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
der Grosse cracks The with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The throws a head kick that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
der Grosse misses with a two punch combination.
der Grosse jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
der Grosse circles away from the clinch attempt.
Jake The is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
der Grosse lands the left hand.

The is rocked!
The lands a nice shot to the body.
Oh The is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
der Grosse throws a hook but The avoids it easily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
der Grosse thows a body shot but no joy.
The seems to have got his legs back now.
The thows a body shot but no joy.

der Grosse lands a big shot that drops The! Can he finish him?
der Grosse postures up from his opponent's guard, before exploding into some vicious ground and pound! The covers up, he's hurt! der Grosse keeps throwing the strikes, glancing at the referee... Will he stop it?? One more big shot from der Grosse and the ref steps in to end the fight! der Grosse can't hide his delight as he celebrates with his corner.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:05 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Karl der Grosse!
Karl der Grosse gave a mention to Hell's Balls Recovery in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).