PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Bubbles Ticklepants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sin Kao (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ticklepants comes to the cage accompanied by Liquor & Whores. Kao is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Till I Collapse - Eminem. Sin Kao has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Bubbles Ticklepants's chin.

Ticklepants
vs
Kao

174 cm
22
169 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

187 cm
24
160 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Dangerous knees
Heavy handed

Kobra Clothing Inc.

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Bubbles Ticklepants!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Sin Kao!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Blasius, Wagner Zegers and Paulsen Ambrosius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kao will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Ticklepants will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Kao is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Ticklepants misses with a leg kick.
The fight stays on the outside here - Ticklepants looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Kao throws a solid leg kick but Ticklepants takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Kao.
Kao steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Ticklepants. That one must have hurt.
Ticklepants tries to clinch there but Kao circles away.

Ticklepants forces Kao back against the cage and clinches.
Kao wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Kao wants to break the clinch but can't.
Kao has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Ticklepants tries to land a knee to the head but Kao blocks with his arms.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kao is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Kao wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Ticklepants working Kao over with knees to the body.
Ticklepants connects with a knee to the head.

It looks like Sin Kao has been cut.
Kao can't break the clinch.
Kao takes a knee to the side of the body.
Ticklepants lands a knee to the head.
Ticklepants is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Kao is defending well for now.

Kao breaks the clinch.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Ticklepants lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Kao has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Kao and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Ticklepants scores with a leg kick.
Ticklepants lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.

Ticklepants clinches up against the cage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Ticklepants throws a knee to the head but misses.
Ticklepants lands a good knee to the midsection. Kao won't want to take too many of those.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kao on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Kao wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Ticklepants has him pressed against the cage.
Kao is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Ticklepants throws a knee to the head but misses.

Kao escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Ticklepants tries to clinch up.
Nice cross by Kao.
Ticklepants tries to clinch but Kao moves out of range.
That kick from Ticklepants tenderised Kao's leg. Kao is trying to keep his angry face on.

Ticklepants drives through and clinches with Kao against the cage.
Ticklepants stalling in the clinch.
Kao avoids the elbow strike from Ticklepants, against the cage.

Kao breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Kao lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Ticklepants at a distance.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ticklepants thumps Kao with a low kick.
Kao moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.

Ticklepants moves into range and clinches up with Kao.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Kao as Ticklepants tries to tie him up.
Kao on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Kao working hard to break the clinch.
Kao can't break the clinch.

Kao breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Ticklepants tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Ticklepants goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Kao misses with a looping right.
Ticklepants tries to clinch up
and Kao counters with a nice uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ticklepants tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Ticklepants tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Kao paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Ticklepants swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Ticklepants moves in looking to clinch but Kao pushes him off.
Ticklepants is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Bubbles Ticklepants seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Ticklepants throws a low kick but Kao avoids it.
Ticklepants tries to clinch but Kao moves out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bubbles Ticklepants dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Sin Kao's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Ticklepants tries to close the distance and clinch up but Kao swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Kao looks to land a right hand but Ticklepants moved out of range.
Kao avoids the head kick by Ticklepants.
Kao checks a leg kick nicely.
A slapping leg kick lands for Ticklepants.
Ticklepants throws a low kick but it's checked well by Kao.
Ticklepants wants to clinch up but Kao keeps it at a distance.
Kao avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Kao keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Ticklepants, right into the meat.
Kao blocks a low kick nicely.
Sin Kao is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Ticklepants moves into the clinch.
Kao can't break the clinch.
Kao wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Ticklepants has him pressed against the cage.
Kao takes a knee to the side of the body.
Ticklepants lands a knee to the body.
Ticklepants tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Kao is trying to force a seperation but Ticklepants has the dominant position.
Ticklepants lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Kao wants to break free but Ticklepants has control.

Kao escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Ticklepants lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Kao has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Kao and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Ticklepants throws a solid leg kick but Kao takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Ticklepants.
Ticklepants thows a leg kick but Kao checks it
and Kao counters with a straight right hand.
Kao blocks a low kick nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ticklepants tries to clinch but Kao moves away
and Kao counters with a good low kick that Ticklepants was not able to check.
Ticklepants lands a nice looking kick to the body. Kao takes a step back to recover.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ticklepants misses with a low kick as Kao jumps back.
Kao throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Ticklepants.
Kao throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Ticklepants.
A solid body kick from Ticklepants.
Kao throws a big shot that misses.
Kao throws a right and a left that Ticklepants avoids nicely.
Kao is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Ticklepants wants to clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A clash of legs there as Kao blocks the low kick.
Ticklepants tries to close the distance and clinch up but Kao swats him away and circles back towards the center.
A solid leg kick lands there for Ticklepants.
A good leg kick by Ticklepants.
Ticklepants moves in looking to clinch but Kao pushes him off.
Ticklepants tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Ticklepants is looking to chop away at Kao's legs.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ticklepants tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Kao paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Ticklepants tries to clinch but Kao moves out of range.
Ticklepants blocks a jab.
Kao lands an overhand right.
Ticklepants on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Kao. Kao obviously looking to wear him down.
Ticklepants throws a low kick but Kao moves out of range easily.
Ticklepants tries to land a leg kick but Kao saw it coming and moves away.
Ticklepants throws a leg kick
and Ticklepants takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Kao tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Ticklepants is able to avoid easily.
Ticklepants misses with a low kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bubbles Ticklepants dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Sin Kao's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Ticklepants feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Kao's calf.
A bone on bone clash there as Kao blocks the leg kick.

Ticklepants clinches up against the cage.
Kao tries to circle away but Ticklepants has him pinned against the cage.
Ticklepants lands a good knee to the midsection. Kao won't want to take too many of those.

Kao breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Kao lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Ticklepants circles away quickly and effectively.
Ticklepants throws a nice outside leg kick.
Ticklepants misses with a low kick.
Kao misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Ticklepants.
Kao throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Ticklepants misses with a low kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ticklepants tries to clinch but Kao moves out of range.
Kao thows a left - swing and a miss!
Kao tries to bum rush Ticklepants with a series of wild strikes but Ticklepants uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Kao rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Ticklepants moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Kao fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Kao stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Ticklepants.
Ticklepants tries to close the distance and clinch but Kao swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Ticklepants throws a body kick that misses.
Ticklepants throws a leg kick that is checked
and Kao counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ticklepants buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Bubbles Ticklepants is winning the standup battle so far.
Ticklepants avoids the body shot from Kao.
Kao misses with an uppercut. Ticklepants saw that one coming.
Kao chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Ticklepants throws a leg kick
enabling Kao to counter with a crisp jab.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Ticklepants lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Kao has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Kao and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Ticklepants lets loose with a powerful body kick. Kao will feel that in the morning.
Kao thows a left - swing and a miss!
Kao swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Ticklepants tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Kao paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Bubbles Ticklepants is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kao circles away from the clinch attempt.
Ticklepants throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Ticklepants throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Kao's head.
Kao misses with a low kick.

Ticklepants gets a clinch.
Kao tries to break the clinch but Ticklepants is controlling the position.
Kao wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Ticklepants keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Kao's efforts to push away.
Kao tries to break free but Ticklepants pushes him back against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ticklepants has Kao pressed against the cage, preventing Kao from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Kao looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Kao wants to break the clinch but can't.
Kao is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Kao wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Kao's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Ticklepants with a knee to the head.
Bubbles Ticklepants has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Kao can't break the clinch.
Kao has had enough of the clinch but Ticklepants keeps him there for the moment.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Kao has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Sin Kao has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Kao wants to get back to striking at distance but Ticklepants won't allow it.
Ticklepants working Kao over with knees to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Bubbles Ticklepants.
Well Ticklepants has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Blasius scores the fight 30:27
Judge Wagner Zegers scores the fight 30:27
Judge Paulsen Ambrosius scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bubbles Ticklepants!
A victorious Bubbles Ticklepants thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.