PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Leeroy Jenkins (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lars Larsen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jenkins comes to the cage accompanied by Don Omar - Danza Kuduro. Larsen has chosen Ennio Morricone - A Fistful Of Dollars as his entrance music. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Jenkins
vs
Larsen

194 cm
19
280 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

195 cm
25
283 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Good elbows
Determined

5th Round Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Leeroy Jenkins!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Lars Larsen!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A combination from Larsen does no damage.
Larsen loads up on a big right hand but Jenkins slips the punch.
Jenkins throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Jenkins throws a right hand that Larsen ducks under and follows up with a left that Larsen also avoids with ease.
Larsen misses the body punch
and Jenkins counters with a one-two to the body.
Larsen ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jenkins moves away.

Larsen forces Jenkins back against the cage and clinches.
Larsen lands an elbow inside.

It looks like Leeroy Jenkins has been cut.
Larsen lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Jenkins is trying to force a seperation but Larsen has the dominant position.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Larsen obliges.
Larsen lands an elbow that stopped Jenkins in his tracks for a moment.

Leeroy Jenkins's cut is getting worse.
Larsen with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.

Leeroy Jenkins's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Nice elbow from Larsen.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Leeroy Jenkins's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Lars Larsen!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Lars Larsen made sure he mentioned 5th Round Clothing, along with how happy he was to win his fight.