PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Kenji Kang (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Old Fuck (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). On his way into the cage it seems that Kenji Kang has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Kenji Kang seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Kang
vs
Fuck

225 cm
18
180 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

170 cm
25
170 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Granite chin

Decent wrestler
Great elbows
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Kenji Kang!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Old Fuck!
The judges for this bout are Shirou Masuda, Yuuki Gou and Kenichi Hosakawa.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A head kick from Kang lands but Fuck takes it in his stride.
Kang checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Fuck stuffs the takedown.
Kang blocks a head kick by Fuck.
Kang throws a series of punches but Fuck avoids them all with ease.
Fuck throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Kang throws a right and a left that Fuck avoids nicely.
The fighters circling - Kang throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Fuck loads up on a big right hand but Kang slips the punch.

Kang closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Fuck stalling.
Fuck misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Kang.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Fuck.
Kang wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Fuck has him pressed against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kang is working for takedown but Fuck is calmly controlling the position for now.
Fuck manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Fuck trying to land knees to the body.
Fuck lands a nice elbow.
Kang tries to land knees in the clinch but Fuck avoids the damage to the body.
Fuck holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Fuck trying to land knees to the body.
Fuck lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

It looks like Kenji Kang has been cut.
Kang on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kang tries for a takedown. No joy.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Kenji Kang. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Fuck lands an elbow just above Kang 's eye.
Kang tries to break the clinch but Fuck is controlling the position.
Fuck on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Fuck misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Kang.
Fuck lands a nice elbow.
Fuck lands an elbow inside.
Fuck using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Kang has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Kang misses with the head strike.
Fuck misses with a knee to the head.
Fuck unloads a knee to the mid-section. Kang lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Fuck slows down the pace here.
Kang fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Fuck obliges.
Kang really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Kang is breathing heavily.
Fuck leaning against his opponent.
Kang takes an elbow to the forehead.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Fuck receives a warning from the referee for stalling.
Fuck creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Kang's defenses.
Fuck comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Nice elbow from Fuck.
Kang wants to get back to striking at distance but Fuck won't allow it.
Kang can't find room to land a body shot as Fuck controls the action.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fuck is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Kang is defending well for now.
Fuck scores a nice knee to the body.
Fuck lands a damaging elbow.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Fuck lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Fuck lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fuck just leaning against Kang, taking a breather.
Fuck using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Kang has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Fuck stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Knees in the clinch landing for Fuck.
Kang takes an elbow to the temple.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Old Fuck dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Kenji Kang's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Fuck misses with a head kick.
Kenji Kang is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Kang misses with a wild combination.
Kang looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Kang misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Kang misses with a few strikes there.
An inside leg kick from Fuck misses.
Fuck tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

Kang clinches up with Fuck and pushes him back against the cage.
Kang misses with a knee to the head.
Fuck stalls.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuck lands an elbow just above Kang 's eye.
Fuck is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Kang is defending well for now.
Fuck landing knees to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Fuck landing knees to the body.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Fuck.
Fuck lands an elbow just above Kang 's eye.
Fuck putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Kang in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Fuck with a knee to the head.
Fuck lands an elbow that stopped Kang in his tracks for a moment.
Fuck putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Kang in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kang tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Fuck just stands there and leans against the cage.
Fuck creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Kang's defenses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fuck working Kang over with knees to the body.
Fuck landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Fuck lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

Kenji Kang's cut is getting worse.
Fuck is pushing Kang up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Knees in the clinch landing for Fuck.
Fuck creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Kang's defenses.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Fuck.
Fuck stalls.
Fuck lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

Kang is rocked!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fuck has Kang pressed against the cage. He pushes Kang back and as he springs towards him off the cage, Fuck throws a beautiful elbow that sends Kang crashing to the floor! Fuck piles on the pressure with more strikes! Kang is flailing away but he's not defending himself and the referee steps in to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:11 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Old Fuck!