PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bitchslap Tatum (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brock Lesnar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The key to victory for Bitchslap Tatum has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

Tatum
vs
Lesnar

190 cm
20
255 lbs
0 - 3 - 0

190 cm
18
268 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Counter striker
Enjoys gardening

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bitchslap Tatum!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Brock Lesnar!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Stewart Dunkirk and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tatum pulls out of a head kick attempt.

Lesnar closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Tatum quickly recovers to half guard.
Lesnar sitting and controlling from the half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Lesnar wants to pass the guard but Tatum is defending well.
Lesnar is figuring out what he wants to do next.

That's one minute gone in the round.

The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Brock Lesnar.
Tatum stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Tatum wants it to stay on the feet.

Lesnar closes the distance and clinches.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Tatum obliges.
Lesnar tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Tatum with a knee to the head.

It looks like Brock Lesnar has been cut.
Lesnar is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Lesnar is trying to break free.
Lesnar's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Tatum obliges.
Lesnar looks gassed!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Tatum comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Lesnar's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Tatum is working Lesnar over against the cage.
Tatum lands a damaging elbow.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Knees in the clinch landing for Tatum.
Tatum lands an elbow that stopped Lesnar in his tracks for a moment.
Tatum lands an elbow that stopped Lesnar in his tracks for a moment.
Tatum unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Tatum digs a right hand underneath Lesnar's ribcage. Lesnar let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Tatum lands a nice knee to the body.
Tatum lands a nice knee to the body.
Tatum lands a nice knee to the body.
A short right from Tatum on the inside.
Tatum unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Knees to the body from Tatum.
Tatum lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Lesnar backwards.
Tatum throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Tatum jerks Lesnar's head down, straight into the path of a devastating knee! Lesnar drops to the floor in a crumpled heap! Tatum goes to throw a finishing haymaker but pulls out - good sportsmanship from Tatum because Lesnar was completely out of it. That was a nice finish - just the right level of brutality to send everyone home happy.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knee). Bitchslap Tatum!
As Bitchslap Tatum got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: You got Bitchslapped!'.