PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hugo Smackthatcow (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ivan Terrible (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Smackthatcow might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Wretches & Kings. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Smackthatcow
vs
Terrible

200 cm
20
250 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

189 cm
21
250 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Hugo Smackthatcow!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Ivan Terrible!
The judges for this bout are Mauricio Rocha, Seu Braga and Thiago Cunha.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Terrible moves away from the strike by Smackthatcow.
Smackthatcow blocks a head kick by Terrible.
Smackthatcow needs to keep his hands up - Terrible had a free shot at his head there.
Terrible lands with a slapping head kick.
A jab from Terrible does it's job there.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Terrible chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Terrible uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Smackthatcow.
Smackthatcow moves out of range of the strikes.
Terrible blocks a head kick by Smackthatcow.
Terrible misses with a straight left.
Terrible throws a head kick that misses.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Smackthatcow.
A clash of legs there as Smackthatcow blocks the low kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Terrible. Smackthatcow does a little dance to reset his feet.
Terrible avoids the head kick by Smackthatcow.
An inside leg kick lands from Terrible.
Smackthatcow tries a head kick but it misses.
Smackthatcow avoids the head kick by Terrible.
Terrible tries to land a front kick but Smackthatcow steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Terrible throws a push kick but Smackthatcow slaps the foot to one side.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Terrible swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Terrible misses with a double jab.
Smackthatcow digs a good body shot into Terrible's ribs.
Terrible misses with a straight left.
Smackthatcow has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Terrible.
Terrible throws a sloppy head kick and Smackthatcow moves out of range easily.
Smackthatcow darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Smackthatcow pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Terrible swinging wildly here.
Smackthatcow moves out of range as Terrible throws a body kick.
No joy there for Smackthatcow, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Terrible checks the leg kick nicely there.
Terrible throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A head kick misses from Terrible.
Smackthatcow throws a head kick that misses.
Terrible thows a body shot but no joy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Terrible bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
A head kick misses from Smackthatcow.
Terrible lets loose with a powerful body kick. Smackthatcow will feel that in the morning.
Smackthatcow is breathing heavily.
Terrible throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Smackthatcow's head.
Terrible scoring well with a low kick there.
Smackthatcow drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Smackthatcow takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Smackthatcow throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Smackthatcow tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Terrible throws a head kick that Smackthatcow semi-blocks.

It looks like Hugo Smackthatcow has been cut.
Terrible tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Terrible works over Smackthatcow's head and body with a nice combination.

Smackthatcow is rocked!
Terrible misses with a series of wild punches.
Oh Smackthatcow is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
A solid leg kick lands there for Terrible.
Smackthatcow seems to have got his legs back now.
Terrible fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Smackthatcow.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Terrible will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Terrible will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Terrible dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Smackthatcow. That did some damage!
Terrible lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Terrible scores with a head kick.
Smackthatcow throws a sloppy head kick
and Terrible counters with an outside leg kick.
Terrible jabs at Smackthatcow's body.
The crowd cheers as Terrible lands an impressive looking overhand right. Smackthatcow doesn't seem phased though.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Terrible scores with a jab.
Terrible connects with a high kick.
Terrible will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.

Terrible gets a clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Smackthatcow misses with a short punch on the inside.
Smackthatcow tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Terrible prevents a body shot from Smackthatcow.
Smackthatcow managing to block the knees to the body from Terrible.
Terrible pressing his opponent against the cage.
Smackthatcow looking to throw knees to the head but Terrible is blocking nicely.
Terrible avoids the elbow strike from Smackthatcow, against the cage.
Smackthatcow letting Terrible take a breather here.
Smackthatcow creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.

Terrible breaks the clinch.
Hugo Smackthatcow seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Smackthatcow throws a series of punches but Terrible moves out of range.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

Terrible forces Smackthatcow back against the cage and clinches.
Terrible is pushing Smackthatcow up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.

Terrible breaks from the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ivan Terrible dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Hugo Smackthatcow's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Smackthatcow lands a head kick. Terrible smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Terrible staying out of range there.
Terrible has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Terrible avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Terrible slips under a jab.
Smackthatcow connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Ivan Terrible seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Terrible lands a leg kick that knocks Smackthatcow off balance momentarily.
Terrible fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Smackthatcow.
Terrible throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Smackthatcow on the side of the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Terrible clinches up with Smackthatcow and pushes him back against the cage.
Terrible taking a break, stalling in the clinch.

Terrible pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Terrible throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Hugo Smackthatcow is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Smackthatcow fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Smackthatcow misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Terrible.
Smackthatcow walks into a stiff left hand from Terrible.
Terrible on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Terrible avoids the body shot from Smackthatcow.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Terrible keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Smackthatcow takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Terrible scores with a sloppy right hand. Smackthatcow should have avoided that one.
Terrible throws a head kick that misses.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Smackthatcow lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Terrible has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Terrible and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Terrible tries a head kick but it misses.
Smackthatcow throws a lazy body kick
and Terrible counters with a huge head kick that drops Smackthatcow! The ref dives in to stop the fight and the crowd goes wild!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:27 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ivan Terrible!