PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ima Yerface (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ryan Rummer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Yerface comes to the cage accompanied by In Flames - Like You Better Dead. Both fighters really staring eachother down here, as Ryan Rummer enters the cage!

Yerface
vs
Rummer

190 cm
28
214 lbs
15 - 3 - 0

180 cm
24
215 lbs
12 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Fast

Rivers Edge Nutrition (Disciples of Pain)
Rivers Edge Nutrition (Disciples of Pain)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ima Yerface!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ryan Rummer!
The judges for this bout are Jonathan Paton, Dean Styles and Steve Montenegro.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Yerface slips under a jab.
Ima Yerface seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Rummer listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Rummer throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Yerface misses with the combination.
Nice body punch from Yerface.
Yerface fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Rummer.
Rummer tries to clinch up.
Yerface ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Yerface, right into the meat.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Yerface moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Yerface lands a nice looking kick to the body. Rummer takes a step back to recover.
Rummer keeps the fight on the outside.
Rummer throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rummer is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Yerface.
Yerface stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.

It looks like Ryan Rummer has been cut.
Yerface pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Rummer back to the cage. Yerface follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Donk. Yerface catches Rummer right on the button with a cross.
Rummer connects with a nice looking jab.
Rummer throws a hook but Yerface blocks it.
Rummer moves forwards but Yerface connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Yerface slips under a jab.
Yerface scores with a punch to the head.
Yerface looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Rummer tries for a takedown but Yerface sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Rummer looks to land a left hand but Yerface moved out of range nicely.
Yerface ducks under a wild hook from Rummer.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rummer slips under a jab.
Yerface fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Yerface lands a really nice looking cross but Rummer seems unphased.
Yerface waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Rummer.
Rummer swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Yerface turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Yerface scores with a three punch combo!

That has opened up Ryan Rummer's cut even more.
Yerface is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Rummer takes one to the side of the head.
Rummer looks gassed!
Yerface drops Rummer with a straight right hand, right on the button! Yerface follows him down to the mat and pounds him out with hammerfists until the referee jumps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ima Yerface!
Ima Yerface retains his light heavyweight title!
Ima Yerface took some time post fight to say the following; 'BOOM!! Headshot!'.