PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Mr White (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jimmy Kimmel (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think White might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to yes. Jimmy Kimmel has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Mr White's chin.

White
vs
Kimmel

182 cm
27
158 lbs
18 - 9 - 0

175 cm
26
152 lbs
8 - 4 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 9 - 0, fighting out of London, Mr White!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Jimmy Kimmel!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, James Glass and Steven Brown.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kimmel moves out of range of the strikes.

White moves into range and clinches up with Kimmel.
Nice body punch from White - that landed with a thud.
White lands an elbow inside.
White is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
White can't find room to land a body shot as Kimmel controls the action.
White gets through Kimmel's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.

White breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
White throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Kimmel.
White fails with a takedown attempt.
White connects with a crisp jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
White catches Kimmel with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Good exchange - White coming out on top.
Kimmel throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Kimmel takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.

Kimmel gets tackled into the cage by White. White maintains the clinch.
White lands a damaging elbow.
White scores with a nice hook to the head.
White lands an elbow that stopped Kimmel in his tracks for a moment.
A short right hand to the side of the head by White.
White lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
White lands with a light punch inside.
White creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Kimmel's defenses.
White softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kimmel wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but White has him pressed against the cage.
White lands a body shot.
Kimmel tries to pull guard but White holds him up against the cage and eventually Kimmel drops back down to his feet.
This has been an exciting period of action!
White cracks Kimmel with a nice body shot.
Kimmel looks gassed!

White jumps into guard, dragging Kimmel to the mat.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
White is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
White moves nicely into side control.
Kimmel really doesn't want to stay on the ground with White. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
White throws a strike aimed at the side of Kimmel's head but Kimmel avoids it well.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Kimmel can do anything to dispel that myth.
Kimmel is not content to let White control the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kimmel is working to avoid the ground and pound but White connects with a decent elbow.

White is trying to get an arm triangle but Kimmel is defending well.
The strikes coming from White are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
White working the ground and pound from side control.
Kimmel parries the strikes from White easily there. White is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Kimmel to escape.
White is looking to take a break and control but Kimmel is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
White sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Kimmel is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
White lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
White in side control here. He's dropped a big elbow there and Kimmel looks hurt! Oh, he is hurt! White turns on the heat and pounds him out for a TKO victory! Good killer instinct there!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mr White!