PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Hoo Flung Poo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Aldous Huxley (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Huxley is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Heatbeats. Hoo Flung Poo has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Flung Poo
vs
Huxley

178 cm
18
155 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

170 cm
18
160 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Basic striking
Cuts easily

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Hoo Flung Poo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Aldous Huxley!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Huxley throws a leg kick which misses Poo's front leg but catches the back leg as Poo tries to avoid it.
Huxley throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Poo is breathing heavily.
Huxley throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Poo.

It looks like Hoo Flung Poo has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Huxley is looking to clinch.
Huxley misses with a low kick.
Huxley lands a leg kick that knocks Poo off balance momentarily.
Huxley fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Huxley fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Poo has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Huxley, right into the meat.

Huxley lands a big right hand that sends Poo crashing to the mat! Huxley stays standing though and waves Poo back to his feet!

Poo is rocked!

Huxley has closed the distance and engaged Poo in a clinch.
Oh Poo is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Huxley landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Huxley using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Huxley lands a knee to the body.
Clinched against the cage, Huxley lands a big elbow that drops Poo! The ref dives in to save him from more shots - Poo is complaining that he's OK but he was done.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Aldous Huxley!