PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Barnito Mustacho (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jimmy Kimmel (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mustacho comes to the cage accompanied by DJ MJ - TENGO COJONES. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Mustacho
vs
Kimmel

174 cm
24
155 lbs
8 - 4 - 0

175 cm
27
152 lbs
8 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Barnito Mustacho!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Jimmy Kimmel!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, Colin Fotheringham and James Atkins.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mustacho is looking to slow Kimmel down with leg kicks.
Mustacho lets loose with a powerful body kick. Kimmel will feel that in the morning.
Kimmel throws an overhand right that lands on Mustacho's shoulder, as Mustacho tries to avoid the shot.
Mustacho shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Kimmel but Kimmel pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Kimmel takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Mustacho digs a good hook to Kimmel's body.
Kimmel walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Mustacho shoots for a takedown but Kimmel saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
A solid leg kick lands there for Mustacho.
Mustacho scoring well with a low kick there.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Mustacho looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Kimmel is fending him off so far but Mustacho persists. Nope, Kimmel circles away and we're back to standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Barnito Mustacho. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Kimmel takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kimmel moves forwards but Mustacho connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Mustacho fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Kimmel on the side of the head.
Mustacho lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Kimmel circles away quickly and effectively.
Kimmel walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Kimmel misses with a lunging right hand
and Mustacho counters with an inside leg kick.
Kimmel uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Mustacho.
Mustacho scores with a nice right hand.
Mustacho lands a jab to the head.
Kimmel takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Kimmel looks gassed!
Mustacho comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mustacho throws a right and a left that Kimmel avoids nicely.
Mustacho cracks Kimmel with a right hand to the side of the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Mustacho dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Mustacho swings and misses with a hook to the body.

Mustacho closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Kimmel tries to pull guard but Mustacho won't allow it.
Mustacho presses Kimmel against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Mustacho lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Mustacho misses with a hook to the ribs.

Mustacho breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jab from Mustacho.
Mustacho stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.

Kimmel is rocked!

Mustacho clinches with his opponent.
Kimmel is still on wobbly legs! Can Mustacho finish him?
Mustacho scores with a nice hook to the head.
Mustacho throws a big uppercut that drops Kimmel! More strikes from Mustacho and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Kimmel lies dazed against the cage as Mustacho celebrates with his cornermen!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Barnito Mustacho!
Barnito Mustacho seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.