PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Dude McWrestler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Heath Smith (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McWrestler's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Dude - Tenacious D. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!

McWrestler
vs
Smith

180 cm
22
167 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

177 cm
26
162 lbs
12 - 4 - 0

Great wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Olympic wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Dude McWrestler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Heath Smith!
The judges for this bout are Anthony Taglia, Steve Montenegro and Chad Campbell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Smith wants to clinch but McWrestler slips to the side
and McWrestler counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
McWrestler throws a series of punches but Smith avoids them all with ease.
McWrestler wants to land a leg kick but Smith is out of range.

Smith looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for McWrestler!
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Smith lands with some vicious ground and pound - can McWrestler hang on?
Smith fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
McWrestler can't escape the position.
Smith has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Smith working away from the top, dropping strikes.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Smith is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. McWrestler can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
McWrestler working to try and regain half guard.
Smith scores with a couple of good head shots there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Smith has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of McWrestler's face.
The referee warns McWrestler that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Smith with the ground and pound from mount.
McWrestler avoids a series of strikes thrown by Smith.
McWrestler is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Smith scores with a couple of good head shots there.
McWrestler tries to hold on but Smith postures up.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
McWrestler taking shots to the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Smith can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as McWrestler is looking to escape.
Smith lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.

McWrestler is rocked!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Smith is landing with some decent strikes but McWrestler is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Oh McWrestler is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Smith lands a heavy elbow.
Smith controlling from the full mount.
Smith unloads with some vicious shots from mount and McWrestler wants out - he looks towards the referee who steps in to save him! Smith celebrates on the cage and the crowd goes wild!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Heath Smith!
Heath Smith decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.