PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Turd Fergisson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Owen Camas (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Camas is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8. Owen Camas will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Fergisson
vs
Camas

150 cm
25
154 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

175 cm
26
151 lbs
5 - 2 - 1

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Very quick

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Granite chin

Charlie Wang's Nutrition and 95 % Laundry
Charlie Wang's Monkey Cult Styles

Charlie Wang's Nutrition and 95 % Laundry

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Turd Fergisson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 1, fighting out of New York, Owen Camas!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Fergisson shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Fergisson is trying to control. Camas wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.

Camas looking for submissions off his back.
Fergisson wants to take a breather but Camas is having none of it.
Camas is trying to get back to full guard.
Camas trying to control from the bottom.
Fergisson wants to lay and pray for a moment but Camas keeps working.
Fergisson trying to mount his opponent but Camas defends it.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.

Fergisson is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Camas's half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Camas wants to improve his position but Fergisson is controlling well.

Camas looking for submissions off his back.
Fergisson seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Camas does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.

Camas looking for submissions off his back.
Fergisson missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Camas is trying to control but Fergisson passes into side control!

Fergisson looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Fergisson is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Camas has escaped the position, nice work there.
Camas is looking to regain half guard here but Fergisson keeps moving and retains side control.
Fergisson controls the position from side control.

Fergisson working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Fergisson slows the pace down.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fergisson blocks the strikes from Camas.

Fergisson tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Fergisson has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!

Fergisson tries for a kimura but Camas is defending well.
Camas regains half guard.
Fergisson throwing shots but Camas is blocking nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Fergisson is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Camas is holding on to half guard well.
Fergisson throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Fergisson wants to pass the guard but Camas is defending well.

Fergisson is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Camas is just riding it out for now. Fergisson eventually gives up the hold.
Camas wants to get back to full guard but Fergisson has passed into side control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Turd Fergisson dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Fergisson feints and as Camas raises his hands in defense, Fergisson changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Camas is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Turd Fergisson overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Fergisson trying to control the position from guard on top but Camas is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Fergisson stands up from guard. Let's bang!

Fergisson closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Camas punching from the bottom.
Fergisson blocks the strikes from Camas.

Camas is defending against the submission attempts here by Fergisson.
Camas trying to hold on to Fergisson's head to control him but Fergisson postures up.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Camas is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Fergisson pulls his head out easily.
Camas is trying to stand.
Fergisson working over Camas with some ground and pound. Camas looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.

Camas looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Camas is trying to stand.

Camas is defending against the submission attempts here by Fergisson.
Camas is refusing to be controlled, as Fergisson sits in half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fergisson thows a huge punch but Camas dodges it nicely.
Camas is trying to stand.
Camas trying to get back to full guard but Fergisson takes advantage of the position and moves to full mount!

Fergisson jumps to the side looking to secure the arm triangle…. Ooooh, that looks tight… Camas is gargling but he's managed to escape! Nice work there by Camas and Fergisson has given up the dominant position trying to land that submission.
Camas is not content to let Fergisson control the position.

Fergisson tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Fergisson has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Camas can't do much from the bottom here.
Fergisson throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
Camas is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.
Camas is looking to reverse the position.
Camas can't do much from the bottom here.
Camas has one of Fergisson's arms on lockdown, trying to prevent him from doing any damage.

Fergisson working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fergisson postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
A control attempt from Camas but he's now mounted!
Fergisson controlling the pace for now.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Fergisson prevents Camas from getting the reversal.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Turd Fergisson dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Camas dives in and grabs Fergisson's left leg, looking for a takedown. Fergisson pushes down on Camas's head and hops out.

Fergisson looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Camas!
Fergisson throwing strikes here but Camas is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.
A nice elbow there by Fergisson.
Camas is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.
Fergisson looking to finish with strikes here!
Camas really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Camas tries to hold on but Fergisson postures up.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Camas is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Fergisson avoids the attempt from Camas to control.
Camas is trying desperately to improve position.
Fergisson looking to finish Camas with some ground and pound. This is bad for Camas!
Camas is desperately trying to get back to half guard.

Fergisson looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.
Fergisson throws some wild stikes that Camas manages to avoid easily.
Camas is wriggling around trying to escape.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Fergisson is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Camas has managed to escape the submission attempt.

Fergisson working for a guillotine from mount but Camas is in no mood to give up.
Camas is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Camas is wriggling around trying to escape.
Fergisson punching from mount but Camas doing a good job of avoiding damage.
Camas wants to control but Fergisson is having none of it.
Camas keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Camas sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.
Camas takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Camas is trying to stand.
Camas keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Fergisson thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Camas's head.
Fergisson thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Camas's head.
Camas wants to get back to full guard but Fergisson has mounted him!
Fergisson landing punches.
Camas wants to hold on but Fergisson pushes him away.
Fergisson looking to finish with strikes here!
Fergisson postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Camas looks a forlorn figure.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Camas working to try and regain half guard.
Fergisson throws some wild stikes that Camas manages to avoid easily.

Fergisson is going oldschool here, as he tries to force Camas to tap using a forearm choke. This isn't 1993 though, so Camas shrugs it off.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Camas avoids a series of strikes thrown by Fergisson.
Fergisson punishing his opponent with strikes.

It looks like Owen Camas has been cut.

Fergisson looking for a guillotine from mount but Camas is having none of it.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Camas wriggling around on the bottom manages to avoid the strikes thrown by Fergisson.

And that's the end of the fight!
Turd Fergisson showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Fergisson has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 30:27
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 30:27
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Turd Fergisson!
Turd Fergisson gave a mention to Charlie Wang's Monkey Cult Styles in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).