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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Trevor Breaker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Zoidberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Breaker comes to the cage accompanied by Rosa Helikopter. Trevor Breaker had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
9 - 7 - 0, fighting out of London, Trevor Breaker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
17 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, John Zoidberg!
The judges for this bout are James Glass, Chris Edwards and James Atkins.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Breaker looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Breaker lands with a nice body punch.
Zoidberg thuds his shin into the meat of Breaker's side.
Zoidberg lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Breaker shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than Breaker was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Breaker misses with a head shot.
Zoidberg is in all sorts of trouble here.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Breaker moves into side control, trying to work for a kimura. That looks painful! Will he finish!!?? No, Zoidberg has worked his arm free - good work by Zoidberg!
Zoidberg can't do much from the bottom here.
Breaker in side control, throwing shots but Zoidberg defends.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoidberg is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.
Zoidberg is trying to improve his position.
Breaker lands a decent elbow from side control.
Breaker working the ground and pound but Zoidberg is defending the strikes.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Zoidberg parries the strikes from Breaker easily there. Breaker is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Zoidberg to escape.
Breaker is looking to take a break and control but Zoidberg is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
The ground and pound from Breaker seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
Zoidberg avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Breaker.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Breaker fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Zoidberg is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Breaker has just dragged him back down to the mat.
Zoidberg is looking for a sweep.
Breaker creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Zoidberg sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
Breaker throws an elbow but Zoidberg slips to the side and avoids it well.
Breaker trying to control the action but Zoidberg is working from the bottom.
Breaker goes for an armbar here - this could be all over! But no, Zoidberg has escaped beautifully and is now on top in side control! Oh, that's unlucky for Breaker but great work by Zoidberg.
Breaker tries to bench press Zoidberg off him but Zoidberg keeps the position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg stands up and beckons Breaker to his feet.
Breaker attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
A nice inside leg kick there by Zoidberg. That's going to slow Breaker down.
Breaker stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Zoidberg.
Breaker misses with a hook. Zoidberg ducked under it nicely.
Breaker throws a lazy body kick
and Zoidberg counters with a nice leg kick.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Breaker lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Zoidberg has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Zoidberg and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Breaker looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Zoidberg!
Breaker is breathing heavily.
Breaker thowing shots but they're missing.
Breaker sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Breaker thowing shots but they're missing.
Breaker throws some wild stikes that Zoidberg manages to avoid easily.
Breaker trying to control but Zoidberg is having none of it.
Zoidberg tries to hold on but Breaker pushes him away.
Breaker has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Breaker can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Zoidberg is looking to escape.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Zoidberg is in all sorts of trouble here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Trevor Breaker dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Zoidberg steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Breaker.
Breaker falls off balance throwing a combination
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Zoidberg displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Breaker throws out the jab.
Breaker circles away from the clinch attempt.
Breaker takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Breaker looks to land a right hand but Zoidberg moved out of range.
Zoidberg is looking to slow Breaker down with leg kicks.
Zoidberg avoids a kick to the body.
A nice inside leg kick there by Zoidberg. That's going to slow Breaker down.
Zoidberg thumps Breaker with a low kick.
Zoidberg is looking to slow Breaker down with leg kicks.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Breaker lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Zoidberg has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Zoidberg and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Zoidberg throws a nice inside leg kick.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Breaker tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Zoidberg was well out of range. Poor timing from Breaker.
Breaker is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Breaker throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Breaker throws a leg kick
and Zoidberg counters with a solid body kick.
Trevor Breaker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoidberg moves into the clinch.
Zoidberg lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
It looks like Trevor Breaker has been cut.
Zoidberg lands a knee to the body.
Zoidberg keeps control of Breaker as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Zoidberg tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Breaker takes a knee right on the jaw!
Zoidberg is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Zoidberg is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Zoidberg with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Breaker tries to break the clinch but Zoidberg is controlling the position.
Zoidberg crunches a lovely knee into Breaker's ribcage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Breaker tries to pull guard but Zoidberg won't allow it.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Zoidberg landing knees to the head.
Zoidberg lands an elbow just above Breaker 's eye.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Breaker's defenses.
Breaker is rocked!
Zoidberg with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Oh Breaker is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Zoidberg has Breaker pressed against the cage, preventing Breaker from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Breaker seems to have got his legs back now.
Zoidberg connects with a nasty looking knee right to Breaker's face.
Trevor Breaker's cut is getting worse.
Zoidberg landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Zoidberg with a knee to the head.
Breaker takes an elbow to the forehead.
Knees in the clinch landing for Zoidberg.
Zoidberg tries a knee to the head but Breaker blocks it.
Breaker looking to slow down the pace here.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Zoidberg tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Breaker jumps guard but Zoidberg turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Breaker has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Zoidberg misses with a knee strike.
Zoidberg tries a knee to the head but Breaker blocks it.
Zoidberg with an attempt at a knee that misses.
John Zoidberg seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Zoidberg crunches a lovely knee into Breaker's ribcage.
Breaker tries to break free but Zoidberg pushes him back against the cage.
Breaker jumps guard but Zoidberg stands there with Breaker around his waist. Breaker gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Trevor Breaker. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Zoidberg tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Breaker tries to pull guard but Zoidberg won't allow it.
Zoidberg crunches a lovely knee into Breaker's ribcage.
Zoidberg landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Zoidberg with a knee to the head.
Zoidberg lands an elbow inside that Breaker shrugs off.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Zoidberg tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Nice elbow from Zoidberg.
Trevor Breaker's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Zoidberg lands an elbow inside.
Jeez, Trevor Breaker's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Zoidberg crunches a lovely knee into Breaker's ribcage.
Zoidberg drops Breaker with a big knee straight up the middle! Breaker is covering up against the cage but manages to escape and gets back to his feet!
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Zoidberg - that will leave a mark!
Breaker stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg lets loose with a powerful body kick. Breaker will feel that in the morning.
Breaker on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Zoidberg. Zoidberg obviously looking to wear him down.
Zoidberg dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Breaker. That did some damage!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Breaker takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
John Zoidberg seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Zoidberg tries to clinch but Breaker is having none of it.
Breaker takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Zoidberg lands a head kick!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
John Zoidberg showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Trevor Breaker's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
A decent looking body kick lands there for Zoidberg.
Nice straight punches there by Breaker. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Breaker.
Breaker throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Breaker misses with a straight right.
Breaker throws a leg kick that is checked
and Zoidberg counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Breaker takes a kick to the side of the head.
Breaker throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Zoidberg counters with a body kick that stops Breaker in his tracks momentarily.
Zoidberg lands a big head kick that sends Breaker tumbling to the mat! Zoidberg takes a step backwards and waves Breaker back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Zoidberg pushes Breaker up against the cage in a clinch.
Breaker will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Zoidberg has the Thai clinch. He lands a big knee to the head that stumbles Breaker - he's in trouble! Another big knee to the head from Zoidberg, and another! Breaker is out on his feet - the ref jumps in to save him and ends the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:50 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knees). John Zoidberg!
John Zoidberg took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, .: AFFAKETIΘN :. for their support in the buildup to the fight.
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