PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Carlos Dossier (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mr Dickface (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Dossier
vs
Dickface

185 cm
19
170 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

200 cm
26
180 lbs
8 - 8 - 0

Good takedowns
Brawler
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Carlos Dossier!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Mr Dickface!
The judges for this bout are Albert Achterberg, Daniel Blasius and Radbod Blank.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A jab from Dickface misses.
Dossier walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Dickface throws a jab but it's blocked by Dossier.

Dossier shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than Dossier was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Dossier landing strikes from the mount.
Dossier has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Dickface is looking to improve his position but Dossier isn't that keen on the idea.
Dickface is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Dickface is squirming around, avoiding Dossier's attempts to control the action.
Dickface is in all sorts of trouble here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dossier looking to finish with strikes here!
Dickface is squirming around, avoiding Dossier's attempts to control the action.
Dossier is really struggling to control Dickface but he's trying to hold on to the position.
Dossier with shots to the head and body - Dickface looks very uncomfortable down there.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Dossier cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dossier with shots to the head and body - Dickface looks very uncomfortable down there.
Dossier tries to control but Dickface wriggling away.
Dickface wriggling around on the bottom manages to avoid the strikes thrown by Dossier.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dossier scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Dickface?

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dossier wants to control the pace but Dickface is squirming around nicely.
Dossier looking to control and managing it successfully.
Dossier breaks from Dickface's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Dickface is squirming around, avoiding Dossier's attempts to control the action.

Dossier looking to secure an arm triangle but Dickface defends it well.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dossier trying to control but Dickface is having none of it.
Dossier connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Dossier wants to finish this one by submission but Dickface is holding onto his waist, trying to prevent any attacks from Dossier.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Carlos Dossier dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Dickface waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Dossier.
Dickface circles away from the clinch attempt.
Dickface misses with a straight left.

Dossier closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Dickface quickly recovers to half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Dickface is looking for a sweep. Dossier is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Dossier is working for a submission of some sort.
Dickface is refusing to be controlled, as Dossier sits in half guard.
Carlos Dossier overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dickface is looking for a sweep. Dossier is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Dossier looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Dickface with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.

Dossier maintaining the dominant position here and is working for a kimura. He's locked it up! Dickface could be in real trouble here! He's trying to wriggle out but Dossier has cracked it and Dickface is screaming in pain - he's tapped out! Great finish by Dossier!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Carlos Dossier!