PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Brick House (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lou Meatstock (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Meatstock has chosen Eminem - Not Afraid as his entrance music. Brick House has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

House
vs
Meatstock

195 cm
23
290 lbs
9 - 4 - 0

192 cm
27
278 lbs
19 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Brick House!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Lou Meatstock!
The judges for this bout are Donatello Bradman, John Mangel and Eliza Hachem.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sloppy strikes from Meatstock. Those never looked like landing.
Meatstock bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Left hook, right uppercut from Meatstock.
Meatstock throws a jab when House was well out of range.
Meatstock tries to bum rush House with a series of wild strikes but House uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Meatstock takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Meatstock slips under a jab.
Some wild striking there from Meatstock.
Meatstock misses with a combination
enabling House to counter with a crisp jab.

It looks like Lou Meatstock has been cut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
House tries to clinch but Meatstock moves away
and Meatstock counters with a series of strikes. House will be more careful next time no doubt.

That's one minute gone in the round.

House moves into the clinch successfully.

Meatstock pulls House into guard.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
House prevents Meatstock from getting back to his feet.
Meatstock keeping full guard, as House tries to pass.
Meatstock trying to keep a closed guard but House is proving a slippery customer.
House looking to sit in guard and control but Meatstock gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now House is on top in guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
House sitting in guard here, content to control.
Meatstock working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from House.
Meatstock avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
House is looking to advance position but Meatstock has hit a scissor sweep - now he's on top in mount!
House is trying to escape the mount.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
House is squirming around, avoiding Meatstock's attempts to control the action.
House manages to regain half guard. Good work.
House blocking the ground and pound attempt from Meatstock.
House keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Meatstock thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed House's head.
Meatstock seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but House does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
House wants to get back to full guard.
House blocking the ground and pound attempt from Meatstock.
Meatstock sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. House defending well though.
House wants to control but Meatstock is keeping busy and won't allow it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Meatstock wants to get back to his feet.
House is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
House is staying active underneath Meatstock, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Meatstock sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. House defending well though.
Meatstock slows the pace down in half guard.
Meatstock sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. House defending well though.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Meatstock is controlling the pace.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Lou Meatstock will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Lou Meatstock's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Meatstock misses with an uppercut.
House showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Meatstock.
Meatstock throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and House counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
House ducks under a wild hook from Meatstock.
Meatstock with a hook.
Meatstock lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but House circles away quickly and effectively.
Meatstock misses with a few strikes there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Meatstock closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Danga de danga de dang - Meatstock scores with a four punch combination!
A swing and a miss from Meatstock.
Meatstock throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Meatstock rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but House moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Meatstock throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Meatstock jabbing away but nothing is landing.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Meatstock is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Meatstock throws a wild combination but nothing lands.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Meatstock leaves House with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Lou Meatstock seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Meatstock throws a right and a left that both miss.
Meatstock swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Meatstock misses with a wild body shot.
Meatstock throws out a loose jab but House uses good head movement to avoid it.
House throws a jab when Meatstock was well out of range.
House smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Meatstock throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Meatstock throws a looping overhand right but House ducks down to avoid it.
Meatstock throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
letting House counter with a right hand.

That has opened up Lou Meatstock's cut even more.
House wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
House dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Meatstock is breathing heavily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

House rushes Meatstock and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
House misses with a body punch.
Meatstock tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
A short body shot lands from House as the two fighters clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
House pushes Meatstock back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.

The cut above Lou Meatstock's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Meatstock blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
House lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Meatstock backwards.
House lands a hook that snaps the head of Meatstock backwards.
House has Meatstock pressed against the cage, preventing Meatstock from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
House lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Meatstock wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but House has him pressed against the cage.
Meatstock tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Meatstock blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Meatstock is trying to push House away but House has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, House creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.

Lou Meatstock's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
House using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Meatstock has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
House prevents Meatstock from breaking the clinch.
House tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A short body shot lands from House as the two fighters clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Brick House dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Lou Meatstock's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Meatstock throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Meatstock misses with a body punch
and House counters with a left to the body.
House fails with a takedown attempt.
House showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Meatstock.
House digs a good body shot into Meatstock's ribs.
Meatstock takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Meatstock checks the leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
House shoots in but Meatstock avoids the takedown attempt easily.
House misses with a low kick.
Meatstock slips a jab from House.
Sloppy strikes from Meatstock. Those never looked like landing.
House works Meatstock's body with a nice hook.
Meatstock checks the leg kick nicely there.
Meatstock shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Meatstock throws a combination that misses

and House counters with a crisp right hand that drops Meatstock! House lets Meatstock back up to his feet, looking for a finish!

Meatstock is rocked!

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Lou Meatstock's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:14 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Brick House!