PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lostma Braincells (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Alec Dimanche (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Braincells's entrance music is BoneCrusher- Aint neva scared. A fine choice. Dimanche has chosen 835 - SLAPDASH as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Braincells
vs
Dimanche

194 cm
25
291 lbs
12 - 7 - 0

190 cm
23
275 lbs
10 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Very strong

ADCC Champion
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Lostma Braincells!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Alec Dimanche!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Hogan, Damien Edna and Skip Squint.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dimanche tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Braincells manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Dimanche pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Dimanche on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Dimanche slips a jab from Braincells.

Braincells closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Dimanche tries to buck Braincells off but Braincells is having none of it.
Dimanche trying to remain calm as Braincells controls from the top position.
Braincells throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
Dimanche regains half guard.
Dimanche wants to get back to his feet.
Dimanche is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Braincells is controlling the pace.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Braincells wants to pass the guard but Dimanche is defending well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dimanche is looking to escape.
Braincells prevents Dimanche from improving his position.
Dimanche is staying active underneath Braincells, who seems content to just control the action from this position.

The ref stands the fighters back up because Lostma Braincells just wasn't active enough.
Braincells scores with the left hand. Dimanche knows he should have avoided that one.
Braincells lands a jab to the head.
Braincells moves out of range of the strikes.

Braincells moves into the clinch.
Dimanche lands a hook to the side of the head.
A short body shot lands from Dimanche as the two fighters clinch.
Dimanche looking to stall.
Dimanche misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dimanche tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Braincells avoids it.
Dimanche misses with some punches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dimanche misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Braincells looking to stall.
Dimanche tries to throw a body punch but Braincells avoids it by throwing Dimanche back against the cage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Braincells misses with a punch on the inside.
Dimanche makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Braincells misses with a short punch on the inside.
Dimanche blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Braincells working aggressively here.

Dimanche escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Braincells misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Dimanche ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Braincells misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Dimanche misses with a two punch combination.
Braincells throws a shot from downtown. Dimanche moves away and avoids it.
Braincells misses the jab.

Braincells drives through with a takedown into Dimanche's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
Dimanche controls Braincells momentarily but Braincells frees himself.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dimanche is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Dimanche trying to control the position.
Dimanche keeping moving, preventing Braincells from controlling successfully.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.

Dimanche gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Dimanche throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Braincells is breathing heavily.
Braincells goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Dimanche using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Braincells has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Braincells lands a shoulder strike.
Dimanche misses with a body punch.
Braincells misses with a short punch on the inside.
Dimanche misses with a punch to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Braincells trying to control the position but instead, Dimanche has worked for underhooks and has pushed Braincells into the cage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dimanche has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Dimanche misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dimanche lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Braincells backwards.
Braincells looking to stall.
A left hand lands to the body for Dimanche.
Braincells looking to slow down the pace here.
Dimanche cracks Braincells with a nice body shot.
Dimanche is trying to break free.
Dimanche misses with a punch to the body.
Dimanche wants to get back to striking at distance but Braincells won't allow it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Braincells looking to slow down the pace here.
Braincells misses with a punch to the body.
Dimanche lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Braincells tries to break free but Dimanche pushes him back against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Alec Dimanche will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Braincells blocks a jab.
A big right from Dimanche misses.
Braincells uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dimanche.

Braincells has Dimanche up against the cage in a clinch.
Dimanche tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Still in the clinch, Braincells scores with a nice short uppercut.
Braincells lands with a left to the head.
A right handed body shot lands from Dimanche.
Dimanche tries to work over Braincells's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Dimanche landing knees to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Dimanche obliges.
Nice body punch from Dimanche.
Dimanche misses with a hook to the ribs.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Dimanche effectively controlling the action here.
Dimanche scores with a nice hook to the head.
Braincells throws a punch but it's blocked by Dimanche.
Dimanche softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Dimanche tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Braincells avoids it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dimanche is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.

Dimanche breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Some wild striking there from Dimanche.
Dimanche throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Braincells throws an overhand right that lands on Dimanche's shoulder, as Dimanche tries to avoid the shot.
Alec Dimanche is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Dimanche lands a jab to Braincells's midsection.
Dimanche fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Braincells manages to avoid it.
Braincells slips under a jab from Dimanche.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Braincells misses with a wild body shot.
Dimanche tries to clinch there but Braincells circles away.
Braincells just misses with a punch to the body.
Dimanche connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Braincells's hands.
Braincells on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Dimanche just misses with a punch to the body.
Braincells looks to throw the jab but Dimanche is out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A big right from Dimanche misses.
Braincells takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dimanche throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dimanche misses the shot to the body.
Dimanche thuds his right hand into Braincells's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Dimanche connects with a looping right hand.
Braincells walks into a stiff left hand from Dimanche.

Braincells is rocked!
Dimanche swings for the body but Braincells moves out of range.
Oh Braincells is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Dimanche misses with a looping left.
Braincells seems to have got his legs back now.
Dimanche scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Braincells doesn't seem bothered though.
Dimanche lands a jab to the nose.
Nice cross by Dimanche.

Dimanche feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Braincells sprawling to the canvas! Braincells rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Dimanche finish him?!
and Dimanche counters with a massive uppercut that badly hurts Braincells! He's just covering up as Dimanche starts to tee off till the referee steps in and stops the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Alec Dimanche!