PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Polvi Lumpio (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mista Blista (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Lumpio
vs
Blista

185 cm
22
195 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

190 cm
28
185 lbs
8 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

XTREME PWNAGE

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Polvi Lumpio!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Mista Blista!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Matti Vanhoillinen and Roosa Järviläinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lumpio is looking to land body kicks.
Lumpio misses with a low kick.
Lumpio misses with a leg kick.
Polvi Lumpio seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lumpio throws a low kick but it's checked well by Blista.
Blista feints and then cracks Lumpio's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Lumpio down.
Lumpio tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Lumpio takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Blista lands with a nice body kick.
Blista looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Lumpio waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Blista.
Lumpio throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Blista with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Blista lands with a nice body punch.
Blista scores with a nice head shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lumpio throws a body kick that misses.
Lumpio tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Blista paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Blista fakes the leg kick and cracks Lumpio in the body.
Blista scores with a hook.
Lumpio connects with a solid leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A clash of legs there as Blista blocks the low kick.
Lumpio gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Lumpio throws a leg kick that misses.
Blista avoids a kick to the body.
Blista misses with a wild body shot.

Lumpio has taken the fight to the clinch.
Lumpio misses with a knee strike.
Lumpio keeps control of Blista as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Blista blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Blista misses with some punches.
Blista wants to stall.
Blista takes a knee right on the jaw!
Lumpio is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Blista is defending well for now.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Lumpio blocks a body shot from Blista.
Lumpio prevents a body shot from Blista.
Blista looking to stall.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Blista lands with a right to the head.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Blista blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Lumpio putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Blista in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Blista lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Blista tries to break the clinch but Lumpio is controlling the position.
Blista on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Lumpio misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Blista.
Blista is trying to maintain a safe position but Lumpio gets an underhook and turns Blista into the cage.
Nice body punch from Blista - that landed with a thud.
Blista misses with the head strike.
Blista tries to circle away but Lumpio has him pinned against the cage.
Lumpio throws a knee to the head but misses.
Lumpio is trying to maintain a safe position but Blista gets an underhook and turns Lumpio into the cage.
Blista misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Lumpio slowing the pace effectively.
Blista on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Lumpio tries a knee to the head but he's missed.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Blista looking to slow down the pace here.
Lumpio connects with a knee to the head.

Blista manages to break the clinch.
Lumpio dodges the punch combination from Blista.
Blista lands with a thumping leg kick.
Blista just misses with a punch to the body.
Lumpio blocks a low kick nicely.
Lumpio fails with an attempt to clinch.

Lumpio gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Lumpio with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Blista tries to throw a body punch but Lumpio avoids it by throwing Blista back against the cage.
Lumpio with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Lumpio is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Blista is defending well for now.
Blista lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Blista scores with a shot to the side of Lumpio's head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Blista misses with a punch to the body.
Lumpio trying to land knees to the body.
Blista tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Blista is trying to break the clinch but Lumpio has him pressed against the cage.
Blista lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Blista swings wildly with an uppercut but Lumpio uses good head movement to avoid it.
Blista tries to circle away but Lumpio has him pinned against the cage.
Blista lands a hook to the side of the head.
Lumpio missing with knees to the body.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Lumpio.
Blista lands a hook that snaps the head of Lumpio backwards.

Lumpio is rocked!

Blista pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Oh Lumpio is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Blista lands a nice hook to Lumpio's body. Lumpio takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Lumpio is breathing heavily.
Crack! A monster head kick from Blista and Lumpio falls like a tree - timbeeeeeeeeeeerrrr! A highlight reel knockout by Blista!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Mista Blista!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Mista Blista made sure he mentioned XTREME PWNAGE, along with how happy he was to win his fight.