PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Vlad The Impaler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Riley McCollins (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Impaler comes to the cage accompanied by Δράκων . The crowd seem to be enjoying McCollins's choice of entrance music: Mr. Happy . Vlad The Impaler has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

The Impaler
vs
McCollins

178 cm
22
193 lbs
7 - 1 - 0

190 cm
21
204 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Vlad The Impaler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Riley McCollins!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McCollins misses with a wild body shot.
McCollins on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
The Impaler throws a head kick that misses
and McCollins counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps The Impaler thinking.
A leg kick checked by McCollins.
McCollins takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Nice defenses there by The Impaler.
McCollins throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
McCollins works The Impaler's body with a nice hook.
A punch combination from The Impaler misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McCollins misses with a wild body shot.
A big left from The Impaler misses.
The Impaler throws a predictable looking body shot
and McCollins counters with a nice uppercut.
The Impaler tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but McCollins was well out of range. Poor timing from The Impaler.
The Impaler misses with a straight right.
McCollins checks the leg kick.
The Impaler throws out a token jab with nothing on it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Impaler missing with a left hand there. McCollins was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
McCollins misses with a series of wild punches.
The Impaler checks the leg kick nicely there.
McCollins avoids a kick to the body.
The Impaler's corner calls for a 1-2. The Impaler obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Impaler misses with a looping left.
The Impaler moves out of range as McCollins strikes.
McCollins throws an ugly left hook that misses
and The Impaler counters with a slapping leg kick.
McCollins tries to clinch up but The Impaler circles away and keeps his distance.
The Impaler listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
McCollins tests The Impaler's chin there with a solid looking shot.
The Impaler throws a looping overhand right but McCollins ducks down to avoid it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Impaler keeps the fight on the outside.
A swing and a miss from McCollins.
The Impaler ducks right into an uppercut from McCollins.
McCollins misses with a wild body shot.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
McCollins uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by The Impaler.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
The Impaler staying out of range there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Vlad The Impaler dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

McCollins tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
McCollins wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
McCollins tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but The Impaler was well out of range. Poor timing from McCollins.
McCollins swings for the body but The Impaler moves out of range.
The Impaler throws a push kick but McCollins slaps the foot to one side.
McCollins tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but The Impaler was well out of range. Poor timing from McCollins.
The Impaler swings and misses with a hook to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Impaler has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from The Impaler there as he acknowledges the shot.
The Impaler bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps McCollins's head backwards.
McCollins just misses with a punch to the body.
McCollins takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
McCollins works The Impaler's body with a nice hook.
The Impaler thows a body shot but no joy.
McCollins avoids the body shot from The Impaler.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Impaler cracks McCollins with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McCollins throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
McCollins lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
The Impaler tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
McCollins is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down The Impaler rather than just go for the knockout.
A telegraphed right hand from The Impaler misses the target.
McCollins misses with a two punch combination.
The Impaler misses with a looping right.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Impaler thumps McCollins with a low kick.
McCollins swings and misses with a hook to the body.
McCollins scores with a nice right hand.
The Impaler does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
The Impaler looks to throw the jab but McCollins is out of range.
The Impaler is looking to chop away at McCollins's legs.
The Impaler throws a wild combination but nothing lands.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McCollins looks to land a right hand but The Impaler moved out of range.
The Impaler throws a lazy uppercut
and McCollins counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps The Impaler thinking.
McCollins misses with a body shot.
The Impaler scores with a kick to the midsection.
McCollins is breathing heavily.
The Impaler throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
McCollins misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from The Impaler.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Vlad The Impaler dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. And we move into the final round!

The Impaler lands with a thumping leg kick.
The Impaler tries to score with a low kick but McCollins moves his leg out of the way.
The Impaler loads up on a big right hand but McCollins slips the punch.
The Impaler throws a head kick but McCollins moves out of range.
Nice jab there from The Impaler.
McCollins takes a jab right on the kisser.
A low kick from The Impaler misses
and McCollins counters with a lovely straight right hand!

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Impaler misses the jab.
The Impaler displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as McCollins throws out the jab.
McCollins takes a body punch but keeps moving.
The Impaler pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
McCollins jabs The Impaler right on the nose. The Impaler blinks but takes it well.
The Impaler throws a hook to the side of McCollins's head but McCollins sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
The Impaler throws a sloppy head kick and McCollins moves out of range easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Impaler slips under a jab.
McCollins moves out of range of the strikes.
McCollins checks a leg kick.
The Impaler lands a leg kick that knocks McCollins off balance momentarily.
The Impaler jabs McCollins right on the nose. McCollins blinks but takes it well.
The Impaler throws a right hand that misses
and McCollins counters with a lovely straight right hand!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Donk. The Impaler catches McCollins right on the button with a cross.
The Impaler misses with a right hand
and McCollins counters with a stiff right hand.
The Impaler throws out a loose jab but McCollins uses good head movement to avoid it.
A slow jab from McCollins misses its intended target.
The Impaler jabs at McCollins's body.
The Impaler is looking to chop away at McCollins's legs.
The Impaler throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McCollins misses the jab.
The Impaler throws a leg kick
and McCollins counters with a flying knee. Nice.
McCollins throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
The Impaler scores with a jab to the jaw.
McCollins throws a nice looking combination but The Impaler bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
The Impaler feints and then cracks McCollins's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow McCollins down.

And that's the end of the fight!
Vlad The Impaler showed his dominance in that final round.
Well The Impaler has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 30:27
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Vlad The Impaler!