PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Crouch Ouch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bjorn Ironside (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Ouch
vs
Ironside

203 cm
30
283 lbs
17 - 7 - 0

190 cm
26
240 lbs
15 - 11 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
KO power

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Crouch Ouch!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 11 - 0, fighting out of New York, Bjorn Ironside!
The judges for this bout are Anthony Taglia, Franklyn Lucas and Lou da Vinci.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ironside tries to land a front kick but Ouch steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Ouch is looking to clinch but Ironside is avoiding it.
Ironside misses with a takedown attempt - Ouch sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Ironside fails with an attempt to clinch.
Ironside scores with a decent looking hook.
Ouch moves out of range of the strikes.
Ironside tries to clinch
and Ouch counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Ironside throws a low kick, looking for Ouch's leg but Ouch calmly moves out of range.
Ironside misses with a body kick.
Ouch tries a head kick but it misses.
Ouch tries a head kick but it misses.
Ironside steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Ouch. That one must have hurt.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Ouch takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ironside scores with a jab.
Ironside rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Ouch moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Ouch will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Ouch displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Ironside throws out the jab.

Ironside fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Ouch, pushing him back against the cage.
Ironside tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Ironside is trying to stall.
Ironside throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Ironside goes for a takedown in the clinch but Ouch prevents it.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Ouch just misses with a elbow thrown towards Ironside's brow.
Ouch tries a body shot but Ironside blocks it.
Ironside lands a hook to the side of the head.
A right handed body shot lands from Ironside.
Ironside is trying to maintain a safe position but Ouch gets an underhook and turns Ironside into the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ouch lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Ouch throws a head punch that misses.
Ouch prevents Ironside from breaking the clinch.
Ironside lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Ouch backwards.
Ironside avoiding damage as Ouch throws knees to the body.
Ouch pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Ironside digs a right hand into Ouch's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Ouch's gas tank.
Ouch is breathing heavily.
Ironside stalling in the clinch.
Ironside tries to throw a body punch but Ouch avoids it by throwing Ironside back against the cage.
A right hook to the body lands for Ironside.
Ironside displaying some good clinch control by pressing Ouch up against the cage.
Ironside works on Ouch's body with a couple of short punches.
Ironside content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Ironside lands with a left to the head.
Ironside lands a body shot.
Ironside misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Ouch.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ironside blocks the elbow strike.
Ironside tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Ouch with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Ironside scores with a hook to the body.
Ironside looking for a takedown.
Crouch Ouch has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bjorn Ironside.
Ironside presses Ouch against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Ironside stalls.
Ironside lands a left hand.
Ironside manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Ironside tries a body shot but Ouch blocks it.
Ironside cracks Ouch with a nice body shot.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Ouch misses with a hook from the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Ironside gets the body lock takedown. After a quick scramble, Ouch regains guard.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Ironside trying to control but Ouch is working from the bottom.
Ironside connects with a couple of short punches.
Ironside with a flurry of punches that miss.
Ouch keeping moving, preventing Ironside from controlling successfully.
Ironside is in close to Ouch's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Ironside working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Ouch's head.
Ironside distracts Ouch with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Ironside slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Ouch will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Ironside passes into half guard.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Ironside wants to pass to mount but Ouch is defending the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bjorn Ironside dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Ironside misses with a lunging right hand
letting Ouch counter with a right hand.
Ironside doesn't manage to clinch there - Ouch circles away.
Ouch tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Ironside throws a series of punches but Ouch avoids them all with ease.
Ironside throws a lazy right hand but Ouch sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Ironside misses with a body kick.
Ironside throws a low kick but Ouch moves out of range easily.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Ironside.
Ouch displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Ironside throws out the jab.
The fighters circling - Ironside throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Ouch fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ouch checks the leg kick.
Ouch catches Ironside with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Bjorn Ironside seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ouch throws a sloppy head kick
and Ouch takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Crouch Ouch is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Ironside misses with a hook to the body
and Ouch counters with a left to the body.
Ironside scores with a crisp jab that stopped Ouch in his tracks.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Ironside bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Ironside misses with a body kick.
Ironside looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Ironside shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Ouch counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Ironside thinking.
Ouch takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Ironside chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Ouch can pounce on him.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ouch throws a looping overhand right but Ironside ducks down to avoid it.
A cross from Ironside lands.
Ironside lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Ironside misses with a kick to the body.
Ironside fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Crouch Ouch has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bjorn Ironside.
Ironside keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Ironside scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.

Ironside clinches up against the cage.
Ouch utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
A right hook to the body lands for Ironside.
Ouch stalling.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ironside on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Ouch throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Ironside blocks it with crossed arms.
Bjorn Ironside seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Ironside misses with a hook to the ribs.
Still in the clinch, Ironside scores with a nice short uppercut.
Ironside tries for a takedown but Ouch manages to get underhooks.
Ouch's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Ironside is trying to drag Ouch to the mat but Ouch just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Ironside presses Ouch against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Ironside lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Ouch misses with a hook from the clinch.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Ouch just misses with a elbow thrown towards Ironside's brow.
Ouch avoiding damage as Ironside throws knees to the body.
Ouch tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Ironside pushes Ouch back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Ironside fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ironside utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Ironside lands a left hand that snaps the head of Ouch backwards.
Ironside stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Ironside has been the more effective fighter overall so far.

Ironside has dropped down and is working for a takedown. Ouch is trying to keep an underhook but Ironside manages to get the takedown into half guard.
Ironside takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Ironside seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Ironside connects with a nice short shot to Ouch's temple.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Ironside lands a nice short elbow.
Ironside trying to control from half guard but Ouch is working away.
Ouch trying to control here.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

Ironside is looking for a kimura here.
Ouch is not content to let Ironside control the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bjorn Ironside showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Ironside throws a right hand that Ouch ducks under and follows up with a left that Ouch also avoids with ease.
Ouch pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Ouch throws out a leg kick but Ironside moves out of range and Ouch only half commits.
Ouch ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Ironside moves away.

Ouch tries to keep at a distance but Ironside has taken the fight into the clinch.
Ironside misses with a hook to the ribs.

Ironside pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Ironside lands with a shot to the body.
Ironside's corner calls for a 1-2. Ironside obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Ironside listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Ironside waves his right hand out in front of him, looking to distract Ouch. Oh, he's unloaded a beast of a left hand - it worked! He's dropped Ouch to the canvas! Can he finish him!?

Ouch is rocked!
Ironside has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Ironside drops back looking for a leg! Ouch is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Ouch manages to kick Ironside off! Ironside jumps back into Ouch's guard.
Oh Ouch is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Ironside keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Ouch's head.
Ironside trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Ouch seems to have got his legs back now.
Ironside keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Ouch's head.
Ironside wants to control from the top but Ouch keeps moving.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Ironside. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Ouch is trying to control the position but Ironside postures up.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Ouch is on top in guard.
Ironside is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Crouch Ouch has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ouch punching from the bottom.
Ironside takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Ironside working over Ouch with some ground and pound. Ouch looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Ironside with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Ironside slips a nice elbow through Ouch's hands, connecting with Ouch's forehead.
Ironside is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Ironside moves into full mount! Ouch won't be happy about that!
Ironside unloading with bombs!
Ouch is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ironside lands with some strikes.

Ouch is rocked!
Ouch is looking to improve his position but Ironside isn't that keen on the idea.
Oh Ouch is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Ironside has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Ouch's face.
Ironside is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Ironside landing strikes from the mount and Ouch is in trouble!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Ironside postures up and throws a big right hand. BOOM! Right on the button! Ouch is out cold - huge knockout for Ironside!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:50 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Bjorn Ironside!