PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Jeffrey The Dude (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Peter Parker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Peter Parker will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

The Dude
vs
Parker

173 cm
31
168 lbs
21 - 15 - 0

178 cm
26
165 lbs
11 - 4 - 0

BJJ Red Belt
Counter striker
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jeffrey The Dude!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Peter Parker!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Stewart Dunkirk and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Dude shoots for a takedown but Parker saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
The Dude fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Parker manages to avoid it.
The Dude takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
A telegraphed right hand from The Dude misses the target.
Parker with a nice cross.
The Dude keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Parker.
Parker avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Parker misses with a body shot.
Parker scores with a spinning back kick!

Parker has The Dude up against the cage in a clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Parker lands a damaging elbow.
The Dude can't break the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A nice right hand lands inside from Parker.
Parker lands a damaging elbow.
Parker lands a nice knee to the body.
Parker struggles to land a body shot inside as The Dude controls his hands.
Parker avoiding damage.

Parker escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

Parker closes the distance and clinches.

The Dude successfully pulls guard.
Parker looking to pass the guard.
Parker is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Parker engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Parker tries to stand but The Dude is controlling from the bottom.
Parker won't allow The Dude to sweep him here.
The Dude is trying to control the position but Parker postures up.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Parker trying to control the position from guard on top but The Dude is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

The ref calls for a clean break and stands the fighters back up. Peter Parker wasn't active enough on the ground.
A slapping leg kick lands for Parker.
Parker fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt The Dude.
The Dude shoots in but Parker avoids the takedown attempt easily.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from The Dude.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jeffrey The Dude. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Dude blocks a leg kick.
Parker tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

The Dude shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Parker manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Parker looking for a sweep. Not yet Parker, not yet.
Parker has The Dude pulled in close to control his posture.
Parker wants to stand and escape but The Dude is having none of it.
The Dude keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Parker's head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Parker keeping full guard, as The Dude tries to pass.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Parker looking for a sweep. Not yet Parker, not yet.
The Dude won't allow Parker to get back to his feet.
The Dude content to stall in guard here.
Parker wants to stand up but The Dude is controlling him.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Parker misses with a wild body shot.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
The Dude on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Parker. Parker obviously looking to wear him down.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The Dude throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Peter Parker dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

The Dude shoots in for a takedown but Parker shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Parker tries a head kick but it misses.

The Dude changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Parker looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Parker is trying to control The Dude's posture but The Dude avoids it.
The Dude tries to move into full mount but can't pass Parker's legs.
Parker wants to control but The Dude postures up.
The Dude trying to control the action but Parker is working from the bottom.
Parker regains half guard.
Parker is staying active underneath The Dude, who seems content to just control the action from this position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Parker tries to roll over but The Dude keeps him under control.
The Dude is trying to control. Parker wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
The Dude passes to side control.
The Dude lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
The Dude in side control lands a decent elbow.
Parker is pushing The Dude's head away, looking to escape. The Dude manages to hold on to the position though.
Parker is looking for a sweep.
The Dude trying to control the position but Parker is working away.

The Dude thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Parker sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Dude is trying to control. Parker wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Parker is trying to defend against the ground and pound but The Dude scores with a couple of nice shots.
Parker is staying active underneath The Dude, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Parker is positioning himself well to prevent The Dude advancing to mount.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Parker wants to improve his position but The Dude is controlling well.
Parker wants to control but The Dude is keeping busy.
Parker is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of The Dude's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take The Dude's back!
Parker wants to control but The Dude is keeping busy.
The Dude tries to roll but Parker sticks to his back.
The Dude is working hard here to advance position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parker avoiding The Dude 's attempts to control his hands.
The Dude rolls and manages to get back to half guard. Nicely done.
Parker seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Parker trying to mount his opponent but The Dude defends it.
The Dude wants to improve his position but Parker is controlling well.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Parker keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Parker wants to lay and pray for a moment but The Dude keeps working.

OK we're going to have a standup here. Peter Parker hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
The Dude throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Parker throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by The Dude.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Parker lands a jab to The Dude's midsection.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Parker throws a sloppy head kick and The Dude moves out of range easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Jeffrey The Dude will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Parker smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.

The Dude scores with a takedown into Parker's guard.
The Dude stops Parker from standing up.
Parker controls The Dude momentarily but The Dude frees himself.
Parker keeping moving, preventing The Dude from controlling successfully.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Parker is on top in guard.
The Dude looking to control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Parker trying to control the position from guard on top but The Dude is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

OK we're going to have a standup here. Peter Parker hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
A slow jab from Parker misses its intended target.
Parker avoids the body shot from The Dude.
The Dude shoots in but Parker avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Parker throws a looping overhand right but The Dude ducks down to avoid it.
Parker tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Peter Parker is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Dude fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Parker manages to avoid it.
Parker missing with a left hand there. The Dude was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
The Dude takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Parker throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
The Dude keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Parker pulls out of a head kick attempt.
The Dude throws a big shot that misses.
The Dude on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The Dude on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Parker. Parker obviously looking to wear him down.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Dude ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Parker moves away.
Parker misses with a kick to the body.
Parker throws a push kick but The Dude slaps the foot to one side.
Peter Parker seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Parker throws a shot to the body.
Parker thuds his shin into the meat of The Dude's side.
Parker throws a nice head kick!
Parker lands with a slapping head kick.
The Dude misses with an uppercut
and Parker counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
The Dude swings for the body but Parker moves out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Parker takes a swing at The Dude's ribcage but misses.
Parker throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The Dude wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
The Dude loads up on a big right hand but Parker slips the punch.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Parker - that will leave a mark!
The Dude drops his hands momentarily and Parker takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
The Dude misses with a looping left.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Parker digs a good body shot into The Dude's ribs.
The Dude avoids the body shot from Parker.

And that's the end of the fight!
Peter Parker comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Parker has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 28:29
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 27:30
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Peter Parker!