PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kzarik Nahrul (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Flava Flave (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Flave has chosen Momma said Tap you Out as his entrance music. On his way into the cage it seems that Kzarik Nahrul has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Kzarik Nahrul seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Nahrul
vs
Flave

195 cm
25
280 lbs
17 - 2 - 0

198 cm
29
202 lbs
16 - 4 - 0

Decent wrestler
Great elbows
Cardio machine

ADCC Champion
World class boxer
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Kzarik Nahrul!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Flava Flave!
The judges for this bout are Eddie Farnsworth, John Kavanagh and Alyssa Summers.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A slow jab from Nahrul misses its intended target.
Nahrul connects with a leg kick. Flave looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Nahrul swings for the body but Flave moves out of range.
Flave misses with a straight left.
Donk. Flave catches Nahrul right on the button with a cross.
Flave lands with a good body shot.
Nahrul shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Nahrul misses with a low kick.
Nahrul bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Nahrul throws a leg kick that misses.
Nahrul tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Nahrul feints and then cracks Flave's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Flave down.
Flave misses with a straight right.
A telegraphed right hand from Flave misses the target.
Nahrul stuffs the takedown attempt from Flave. Flave gets slowly back to his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nahrul goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Nahrul lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Flave has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Flave and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Flave fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Jab from Flave.

Nahrul clinches with his opponent.
Nahrul blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Flave working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Flave is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Flave wants a takedown but no success here.
Kzarik Nahrul has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Flava Flave.
Flave's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Nahrul tries to land knees in the clinch but Flave avoids the damage to the body.
Flave fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Flave working aggressively here.
Flave takes a shot to the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Flave looking to slow down the pace here.
Flave swings wildly with an uppercut but Nahrul uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Flave working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Flave misses with some punches.
Flave tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Nahrul just stands there and leans against the cage.
Flave avoids a wild elbow strike from Nahrul.
Nahrul tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Flave avoids it.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Nahrul.
A right hand to the body from Nahrul.
Flave throws a punch but it's blocked by Nahrul.
Nahrul prevents a body shot from Flave.
Nahrul working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Nahrul lands a nice knee to the body.
Flave looks gassed!
Nahrul cracks Flave with a nice body shot.

Nahrul drops Flave with a big knee straight up the middle! Flave is covering up against the cage but manages to escape and gets back to his feet!

Flave is rocked!

It looks like Flava Flave has been cut.

Nahrul closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Nahrul.
Nahrul stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A left hand lands to the body for Nahrul.
Nahrul scores with a nice hook to the head.
Nahrul scores with a shoulder strike.
Flave is still on wobbly legs! Can Nahrul finish him?
Nahrul using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Flave seems to have recovered his senses.
Nahrul lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Nahrul unloads a knee to the mid-section.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Nahrul lands an elbow that stopped Flave in his tracks for a moment.
Nahrul scores with a hook to the body.
Knees to the body from Nahrul.
Nahrul scores with a shot to the side of Flave's head.
Nahrul lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Flave backwards.
Nahrul creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Flave with a big uppercut! Flave tries to clinch up but Nahrul pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Flave to the mat! Flave covers up and Nahrul unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Kzarik Nahrul!
Kzarik Nahrul retains his heavyweight title!