PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Zaphod Beeblebrox (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Buzz Killington (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Beeblebrox comes into the arena with Unearth - One Step Away blaring out of the sound system. Killington has chosen The Jiu Jitsu Song as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Zaphod Beeblebrox is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Beeblebrox
vs
Killington

180 cm
25
183 lbs
14 - 5 - 0

183 cm
28
183 lbs
10 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Zaphod Beeblebrox!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Buzz Killington!
The judges for this bout are Elvis Blanc, Steve Smith and Gregory Folan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Killington with a lazy takedown attempt
and Beeblebrox counters with a two punch combo.

Killington bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Beeblebrox is trying to buck Killington off.

Beeblebrox throws Killington to one side and escapes!

Killington gets the takedown into side control.

Killington tries for a kimura but Beeblebrox is defending well.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Beeblebrox is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Killington asserts his dominance and retains side control.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!

Killington is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Beeblebrox knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Beeblebrox is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Killington is controlling him well.

Killington tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Killington has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Beeblebrox is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Killington asserts his dominance and retains side control.

Killington is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Beeblebrox is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.

Killington thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Beeblebrox wants to get back to his feet but Killington drags him back down.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Killington is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Beeblebrox knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.

Killington is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Beeblebrox has escaped the position, nice work there.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Beeblebrox is pushing Killington's head away, looking to escape. Killington manages to hold on to the position though.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Killington working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Beeblebrox is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Killington working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Beeblebrox is pushing Killington's head away, looking to escape. Killington manages to hold on to the position though.

Killington working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Beeblebrox is trying to get back to his feet.
Killington wants to control but Beeblebrox is keeping him busy.
Beeblebrox is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Killington has just dragged him back down to the mat.

Killington tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Beeblebrox is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Killington is trying to get an arm triangle but Beeblebrox is defending well.
Beeblebrox is pushing Killington's head away, looking to escape. Killington manages to hold on to the position though.
Beeblebrox is breathing heavily.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Killington working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Beeblebrox is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Buzz Killington will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Killington shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Beeblebrox counters with an outside leg kick.
Beeblebrox misses with a two punch combination.
Beeblebrox throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Killington.
Beeblebrox throws a looping overhand right but Killington ducks down to avoid it.
Killington shoots in for a double leg but Beeblebrox sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Killington shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Beeblebrox counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Killington is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Zaphod Beeblebrox has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Buzz Killington.
Killington misses with a takedown attempt - Beeblebrox sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Killington tries to move into range but Beeblebrox moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Beeblebrox connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Killington misses with a takedown attempt
and Beeblebrox connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Killington is breathing heavily.
Beeblebrox misses with a jab, cross combination.
Killington takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Killington throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Beeblebrox's waist but Beeblebrox gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Killington off to one side.
Beeblebrox stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
No luck for Killington with that takedown attempt.
Killington blocks a head kick by Beeblebrox.
Killington shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Beeblebrox sprawls well. Beeblebrox wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Killington gets slowly back to his feet.
Killington doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Beeblebrox counters with an outside leg kick.
Danga de danga de dang - Beeblebrox scores with a four punch combination!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Beeblebrox scores with a shot to the body.
Killington will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Beeblebrox tests Killington's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Beeblebrox throws a sloppy head kick and Killington moves out of range easily.
Beeblebrox scores with a nice body kick.
Killington's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Beeblebrox connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Killington scrambles back to his feet.
Beeblebrox connects with an inside leg kick.
Zaphod Beeblebrox is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Beeblebrox cracks the inside of Killington's front leg.
Beeblebrox throws a series of punches but Killington moves out of range.
Beeblebrox lands a jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Beeblebrox looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Killington fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Zaphod Beeblebrox is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Killington shoots and misses
and Beeblebrox counters with an inside leg kick.
Killington with a poor takedown
and Beeblebrox counters with an outside leg kick.
Killington is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Beeblebrox lands the left hand.
Beeblebrox throws a right hand that Killington ducks under and follows up with a left that Killington also avoids with ease.
Killington with a lazy takedown attempt
and Beeblebrox counters with an inside leg kick.
Beeblebrox scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Sloppy strikes from Beeblebrox. Those never looked like landing.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Killington doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Killington takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
A shot to the liver by Beeblebrox. Beautiful body shot.
Killington misses with a takedown
and Beeblebrox counters with a head kick. That will keep Killington thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Killington with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Beeblebrox to score with a decent uppercut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Beeblebrox dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Beeblebrox lands a slapping body shot.
Zaphod Beeblebrox is winning the standup battle so far.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Killington shoots and misses
and Beeblebrox finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Killington on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Killington takes a head kick and keeps coming.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Zaphod Beeblebrox dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Killington fails with the takedown
and Beeblebrox counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Killington ducks right into an uppercut from Beeblebrox.
Beeblebrox throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Beeblebrox keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Killington fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Zaphod Beeblebrox has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Buzz Killington.
Beeblebrox scores with a jab to the head.
A solid body kick from Beeblebrox.
Beeblebrox lands with a slapping head kick.
Killington takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Killington doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Beeblebrox counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Killington thinking.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Killington has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Beeblebrox finds it's way round the side to connect with Killington's head.
Beeblebrox lands a two punch combo.
Beeblebrox misses with a series of wild punches.
Beeblebrox stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Beeblebrox wants it to stay on the feet.
Killington has his takedown stuffed
and Beeblebrox counters with a two punch combo.
Beeblebrox jabs Killington to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Beeblebrox thuds his shin into the meat of Killington's side.
Beeblebrox lands a jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Killington with a lazy takedown attempt
and Beeblebrox counters with a nice body shot.
Killington has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Beeblebrox sizes up Killington with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
A jab from Beeblebrox does it's job there.
Killington shoots and misses
and Beeblebrox counters with a head kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Killington looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Beeblebrox plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Killington avoids a punch combination nicely.
Killington shoots in but Beeblebrox avoids the takedown attempt easily.
A nice leg kick lands there from Beeblebrox.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Killington takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Beeblebrox fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Killington manages to avoid it.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Killington checks a leg kick.
Killington misses with a takedown attempt
and Beeblebrox counters with a series of strikes. Killington will be more careful next time no doubt.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Killington.
Buzz Killington seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Beeblebrox lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Killington circles away quickly and effectively.
Beeblebrox misses with a wild combination.
Killington fails with a takedown attempt from distance.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Killington steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Beeblebrox. That one must have hurt.
Beeblebrox misses with a two punch combination.
Nice sprawl there from Beeblebrox as Killington shoots in.
Beeblebrox throws a nice outside leg kick.
Killington tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Beeblebrox with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Beeblebrox throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Nice shot by Beeblebrox.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A combination from Beeblebrox does no damage.
Killington shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Beeblebrox sprawls well. Beeblebrox wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Killington gets slowly back to his feet.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Beeblebrox connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.

And that's the end of the fight!
Zaphod Beeblebrox showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Beeblebrox has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Elvis Blanc scores the fight 29:28
Judge Steve Smith scores the fight 29:28
Judge Gregory Folan scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Zaphod Beeblebrox!