PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Percival Milquetoast (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kevin Walker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Milquetoast comes to the cage accompanied by "I Don't Feel Like Dancing" - Scissor Sisters. Kevin Walker will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Milquetoast
vs
Walker

182 cm
25
240 lbs
9 - 4 - 0

195 cm
23
280 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Great elbows
Very quick

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Percival Milquetoast!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Kevin Walker!
The judges for this bout are John Mangel, Steve Erwin and Winston Howard.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Walker keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Walker throws the left hand but Milquetoast avoids the punch easily.
Milquetoast looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Milquetoast throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Walker scores with a crisp jab that stopped Milquetoast in his tracks.
Milquetoast checks a leg kick nicely.
Milquetoast checks a leg kick.
Milquetoast fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Milquetoast just misses with a punch to the body.
Milquetoast has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.

It looks like Percival Milquetoast has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Walker swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Milquetoast tries a head kick but it misses.
Jab, jab by Milquetoast - just one landing.
A shot to the liver by Milquetoast. Beautiful body shot.
Milquetoast scores with a slapping inside leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Milquetoast. Walker does a little dance to reset his feet.
Walker throws a jab when Milquetoast was well out of range.
Walker ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Milquetoast moves away.
Milquetoast slips under a jab.
Walker misses with a straight left.
Walker throws a leg kick that is checked
and Milquetoast counters with a nice body shot.
Walker tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Milquetoast was well out of range. Poor timing from Walker.
Walker throws a series of punches but Milquetoast moves out of range.
Milquetoast is looking to wear down Walker with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.

Milquetoast gets a clinch.
Milquetoast lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Milquetoast missing with knees to the body.
Walker blocks an elbow strike from Milquetoast.
A left hand lands to the body for Milquetoast.
Walker looks gassed!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Milquetoast trying to land knees to the body.
Milquetoast lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Milquetoast missing with knees to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Milquetoast using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Walker has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Milquetoast stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Milquetoast makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Milquetoast has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Walker avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Milquetoast throws a knee to the head but misses.
Milquetoast tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Milquetoast scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Milquetoast missing with knees to the body.
Still in the clinch, Milquetoast scores with a nice short uppercut.
A short uppercut from Walker.
Knees in the clinch landing for Milquetoast.
Milquetoast lands a body shot in the clinch.
Milquetoast landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Milquetoast tries to land knees in the clinch but Walker avoids the damage to the body.
Walker on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Milquetoast using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Walker has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Walker is trying to stall.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A short body shot lands from Walker as the two fighters clinch.
Milquetoast lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Walker prevents the takedown attempt.
Milquetoast lands a body shot in the clinch.
Walker is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Milquetoast with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Milquetoast lands an elbow inside.
Milquetoast blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Walker misses with the head strike.
Milquetoast tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Walker avoids it.
Walker lands a left hand.
Walker stalling.
Walker lands a hook to the side of the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Milquetoast throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Walkers head.
Milquetoast is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Milquetoast tries to work over Walker's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Milquetoast unloads a knee to the mid-section. Walker lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Milquetoast softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
A short right from Milquetoast.
Milquetoast utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Milquetoast lands a body punch in the clinch.
Milquetoast lands a knee to the body.
Milquetoast lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Walker or not.
Milquetoast misses with a punch to the body.
Milquetoast lands a good knee to the midsection. Walker won't want to take too many of those.
Milquetoast tries to land knees in the clinch but Walker avoids the damage to the body.
Milquetoast tries a body shot but Walker blocks it.
Milquetoast throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Walker blocks it with crossed arms.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A short left from Milquetoast.
Milquetoast drops down looking for an ankle pick but Walker pulls his leg out and moves away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Percival Milquetoast. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Milquetoast tries a head kick but it misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Percival Milquetoast dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Percival Milquetoast's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Milquetoast throws a nice inside leg kick.
Milquetoast fails with a takedown attempt.
Walker swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Walker misses with a left hand
and Milquetoast counters with a nice leg kick.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Milquetoast, right into the meat.
Percival Milquetoast seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Walker connects with a single shot there.
Milquetoast lands with a thumping leg kick.
Walker has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Milquetoast.
Milquetoast thows a body kick. Walker tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Walker is breathing heavily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Walker takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Milquetoast throws a nice inside leg kick.
Walker takes a head kick and shrugs it off.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Milquetoast connects with an inside leg kick.
Milquetoast scores with a sloppy right hand. Walker should have avoided that one.
Milquetoast connects with a body shot that sends Walker's belly button to the back.
Walker drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.

Walker is rocked!
Walker drops his hands momentarily and Milquetoast needs no second invitation. He sets himself and throws a perfect high kick, that clips Walker just on the top of the head. Walker drops like a sack of potatoes to the canvas, out cold! Oooooooh yeah! Stick a fork in Walker - he's done!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:28 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Percival Milquetoast!