PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Butt Piracy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Wayiqra Tzaraath (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Piracy's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, I Like Big Butts. Wayiqra Tzaraath acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

Piracy
vs
Tzaraath

210 cm
23
300 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

202 cm
21
199 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent MT
Granite chin

BJJ Brown Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Butt Piracy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Wayiqra Tzaraath!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Alan Glass and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Piracy gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Piracy stalling the fight.
Piracy drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Piracy jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Tzaraath walks away with a smile on his face. Piracy gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Tzaraath throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Tzaraath circles away from the clinch attempt.
Piracy steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Tzaraath.

Piracy gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Tzaraath blocks an elbow strike from Piracy.
With the fighters up against the cage, Piracy throws an elbow but misses.
Piracy comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

It looks like Wayiqra Tzaraath has been cut.
Piracy looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Tzaraath tries to break free but Piracy pushes him back against the cage.

Piracy manages to break the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Piracy displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Tzaraath throws out the jab.
Piracy takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.

It looks like Butt Piracy has been cut.
Tzaraath throws a hook but Piracy avoids it easily.
Piracy wants to clinch.
Tzaraath swings widly with a right hand

and Piracy moves into the clinch.
Piracy lands an elbow inside.
Piracy lands with a light punch inside.
Piracy has Tzaraath pushed against the cage.
Nice body punch from Piracy.
Tzaraath looks gassed!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Piracy creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Tzaraath working hard to break the clinch.
Piracy scores with a shot to the side of Tzaraath's head.
Tzaraath is looking to break free of the clinch but Piracy has double underhooks.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A nice left hand lands by Piracy.
Piracy lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
A short left from Piracy.

Tzaraath is rocked!
Piracy pushes Tzaraath against the cage and as Tzaraathbounces back, Piracy cracks him with a massive overhand right that sends him crashing to the mat! Piracy follows up with more strikes but Tzaraath was out from that first, devastating punch! Wow!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Butt Piracy!