PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Phil DeBlunt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Your Mom (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). DeBlunt comes to the cage accompanied by Westside Connection - Bow Down. Mom has chosen Ameno by ERA as his entrance music. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

DeBlunt
vs
Mom

195 cm
26
280 lbs
16 - 9 - 0

215 cm
24
277 lbs
11 - 6 - 1

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Phil DeBlunt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Your Mom!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Elvis Blanc and Alec Ball.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mom looks to land a left hand but DeBlunt moved out of range nicely.
DeBlunt swats away the attempt to clinch by Mom.
Mom misses with a series of wild punches.
Mom avoids the body shot from DeBlunt.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by DeBlunt!

It looks like Your Mom has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
DeBlunt throws a body punch but Mom moves out of range.
DeBlunt just misses with a punch to the body.
DeBlunt misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
DeBlunt misses with a body shot.
DeBlunt looks to score with a jab to the body but Mom is just out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mom looks to score with a jab to the body but DeBlunt is just out of range.
Mom uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by DeBlunt.
Mom keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Mom uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by DeBlunt.
Mom swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.

Mom closes the distance and pushes DeBlunt back into the cage.
Mom doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Mom goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A right handed body shot lands from Mom.
Mom tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. DeBlunt smiles and moves away.

Mom moves into the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mom scores with a shot to the side of DeBlunt's head.
Mom tries to throw a body punch but DeBlunt avoids it by throwing Mom back against the cage.

Mom gets control of DeBlunt's arms and successfully pulls guard. Mom will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
Mom looking to hit a scissor sweep but DeBlunt is one step ahead there.

Mom has his foot on DeBlunt's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. DeBlunt works his way back into a safe position though.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Mom trying to keep a closed guard but DeBlunt is proving a slippery customer.
Mom tries to land a sweep but no joy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
DeBlunt trying to control but Mom is working from the bottom.
DeBlunt works over Mom with some ground and pound from guard.

Mom is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and DeBlunt defends well.

Mom has his foot on DeBlunt's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. DeBlunt works his way back into a safe position though.
DeBlunt trying to control the position from guard on top but Mom is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Mom is looking for a triangle but DeBlunt pushes his legs off easily.
DeBlunt wants to control from the top but Mom keeps moving.

Mom looking for a guillotine here but DeBlunt defends easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mom pulls DeBlunt in close to his closed guard and prevents DeBlunt from doing any damage or advancing position.
DeBlunt stopping the sweep attempt from Mom.

Mom looking for a guillotine here but DeBlunt defends easily.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
DeBlunt throws a big right hand that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Phil DeBlunt will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Your Mom's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

DeBlunt misses with a hook
and Mom counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Mom keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
DeBlunt tries to bum rush Mom with a series of wild strikes but Mom uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Mom in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Mom digs a good body shot into DeBlunt's ribs.
DeBlunt throws a body punch but Mom moves out of range.
DeBlunt waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Mom.
DeBlunt is looking to wear down Mom with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
DeBlunt throws a lazy uppercut
and Mom counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
DeBlunt throws a jab when Mom was well out of range.
DeBlunt misses with a lunging right hand
and Mom counters with a nice uppercut.
DeBlunt misses with a combination
and Mom counters with a straight right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
DeBlunt throws a series of punches but Mom moves out of range.
A decent looking cross lands there for Mom.
DeBlunt lands a jab.
DeBlunt circles away from the clinch attempt
and DeBlunt counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
DeBlunt lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
DeBlunt takes a swing at Mom's ribcage but misses.
A looping hook to the body misses from DeBlunt. Mom does a little dance to reset his feet.
Mom misses with a hook.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
DeBlunt throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Mom has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.

Mom clinches up against the cage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Mom jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as DeBlunt walks away with a smile on his face. Mom gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Mom shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. DeBlunt eats them both and turns towards Mom to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.

It looks like Phil DeBlunt has been cut.
Mom tries to clinch there but DeBlunt circles away.
DeBlunt swings for the body but Mom moves out of range.
DeBlunt misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Mom.
Mom scores with a crisp jab that stopped DeBlunt in his tracks.
Nice shot lands for DeBlunt.
DeBlunt swats away the attempt to clinch by Mom.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
DeBlunt throws a looping overhand right but Mom ducks down to avoid it.
Mom tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
DeBlunt throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Mom takes a shot to the body in his stride.
DeBlunt keeps the fight on the outside.
Mom ducks under a wild hook from DeBlunt.
Mom darts in trying to clinch
and DeBlunt counters with a straight punch to the midsection.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
DeBlunt loads up on a big right hand but Mom slips the punch.
DeBlunt misses with a wild body shot.
DeBlunt scores with a body shot.
Mom is breathing heavily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Mom takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
DeBlunt lands with a nice body punch.
DeBlunt ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
DeBlunt fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
DeBlunt misses the jab.
Mom keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Phil DeBlunt dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

DeBlunt misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
DeBlunt throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Phil DeBlunt seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Mom throws a right and a left that DeBlunt avoids nicely.
DeBlunt misses with a wild body shot.
Mom keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
DeBlunt avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Mom shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
DeBlunt misses with a body shot
and Mom counters with a left and a right that stings DeBlunt.
DeBlunt throws an overhand right that lands on Mom's shoulder, as Mom tries to avoid the shot.
DeBlunt throws a wild combination but nothing lands.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mom uses good head movement to avoid the hook from DeBlunt.
Mom moves out of range as DeBlunt strikes.

Mom moves into the clinch successfully.
DeBlunt wants to get back to striking at distance but Mom won't allow it.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Mom lands a right hand.
Mom misses with the head strike.
Mom misses with a punch to the body.
Mom fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Mom scores with a shot to the side of DeBlunt's head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mom tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. DeBlunt just stands there and leans against the cage.
Mom jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as DeBlunt walks away with a smile on his face. Mom gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Phil DeBlunt has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Your Mom.
Mom misses with a looping right.
Mom is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
DeBlunt throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
DeBlunt fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Mom manages to avoid it.
DeBlunt just misses with a punch to the body.
DeBlunt lands a right hook to the body.
Mom takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
DeBlunt misses with a wild body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
DeBlunt lands a jab-cross combination.
DeBlunt lunges at Mom with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Mom's hand.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Mom throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
DeBlunt digs a good body shot into Mom's ribs.
DeBlunt wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
DeBlunt throws a body punch but Mom moves out of range.

DeBlunt drops Mom with a beautiful combination! Mom stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - DeBlunt is looking for the KO!
DeBlunt throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
DeBlunt throws a hook but Mom avoids it easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
DeBlunt misses with an uppercut.
DeBlunt throws a right and a left that both miss.
DeBlunt misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Mom.
DeBlunt scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
DeBlunt misses with a wild body shot.
DeBlunt uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Mom.
DeBlunt lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Mom backs up against the cage.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
DeBlunt misses with a two punch combination.
Your Mom has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

DeBlunt drops Mom with a beautiful combination! Mom stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - DeBlunt is looking for the KO!

And that's the end of the fight!
Phil DeBlunt showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for DeBlunt, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge William Peck scores the fight 30:27
Judge Elvis Blanc scores the fight 30:27
Judge Alec Ball scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Phil DeBlunt!