PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Babyfarts Mcgeezak (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jack Wolf (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mcgeezak comes to the cage accompanied by Welcome to the Terrordome. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Mcgeezak
vs
Wolf

225 cm
22
288 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

225 cm
27
265 lbs
8 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
Great elbows
KO power

Good wrestler
Counter striker
Granite chin

Milwaukee's Best Nutrition $50 - 159's

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Babyfarts Mcgeezak!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Jack Wolf!
The judges for this bout are Winston Howard, Steve Erwin and Skip Squint.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mcgeezak looks to land a right hand but Wolf moved out of range.
Wolf tries to score a power double leg takedown but Mcgeezak sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Wolf somewhat.
Wolf throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Wolf fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Mcgeezak dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Mcgeezak slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Wolf doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Mcgeezak counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

It looks like Jack Wolf has been cut.
Babyfarts Mcgeezak has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jack Wolf.
Wolf walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Mcgeezak checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Wolf takes one on the button.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Mcgeezak connects with the punch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mcgeezak scores with a shot to the body.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Wolf.
Mcgeezak lands with an overhand left.
Mcgeezak lands with a shot to the body.
Wolf looks gassed!
Wolf has a takedown stuffed.
Left hook, right uppercut from Mcgeezak.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The crowd cheers as Mcgeezak lands an impressive looking overhand right. Wolf doesn't seem phased though.
Wolf on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Wolf moves forwards but Mcgeezak connects with a nice, crisp jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mcgeezak lands with a straight right. Wolf didn't see that one coming.
Mcgeezak scores with a nice strike.
Mcgeezak keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Wolf on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Mcgeezak wants to clinch up but Wolf keeps it at a distance.
Mcgeezak throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.

That has opened up Jack Wolf's cut even more.
Babyfarts Mcgeezak seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Mcgeezak with a jab.
Mcgeezak really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.

Mcgeezak clinches up with Wolf and pushes him back against the cage.
Mcgeezak comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Mcgeezak lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

Wolf is rocked!
A nice glancing elbow lands by Mcgeezak.
Wolf is still on wobbly legs! Can Mcgeezak finish him?

Jack Wolf's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Wolf is trying desperately to land a takedown but Mcgeezak is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Wolf.
Wolf is pressed against the cage. Mcgeezak pushes back and unleashes a big elbow that really hurts Wolf! Two more big strikes from Mcgeezak and Wolf crumples to the mat and taps out furiously due to the strikes!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:03 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Babyfarts Mcgeezak!