PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between James Beef (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bubbles Ticklepants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ticklepants has chosen Liquor & Whores as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Beef
vs
Ticklepants

186 cm
22
181 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

174 cm
22
169 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, James Beef!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Bubbles Ticklepants!
The judges for this bout are Wagner Zegers, Paulsen Ambrosius and Paul Aken.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Ticklepants drives through and clinches with Beef against the cage.
Ticklepants throws a knee to the head but misses.
Beef taking a breather.
Ticklepants tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Ticklepants lands a good knee to the midsection. Beef won't want to take too many of those.
Ticklepants connects with a nasty looking knee right to Beef's face.
Beef misses with some punches.
Ticklepants tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Ticklepants misses with a knee strike.
Ticklepants lands a knee to the head.
Ticklepants holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Ticklepants throws a knee to the head but misses.
Ticklepants is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Beef working aggressively here.
Beef slowing the pace effectively.
Beef avoiding damage as Ticklepants throws knees to the body.
Ticklepants comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Beef on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Ticklepants using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Ticklepants misses with a knee strike.
Ticklepants with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Beef is trying to break the clinch but Ticklepants has him pressed against the cage.
Beef doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Ticklepants tries a knee to the head but Beef blocks it.
Ticklepants landing knees to the body.
Ticklepants with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ticklepants missing with knees to the body.
Ticklepants looking to throw knees to the head but Beef is blocking nicely.
Beef stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ticklepants throws a knee to the head but misses.
Beef pushes Ticklepants back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Beef blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Ticklepants throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Beef blocks it with crossed arms.
Ticklepants tries a knee to the head but Beef blocks it.
Ticklepants missing with knees to the body.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Beef blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ticklepants tries to land knees in the clinch but Beef avoids the damage to the body.
Ticklepants looking to throw knees to the head but Beef is blocking nicely.
Beef is looking to control Ticklepants's arms but Ticklepants gets an underhook and turns him. Now Beef has his back to the cage.
Beef goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Knees to the body from Ticklepants.
Ticklepants throws an elbow but it misses.
Ticklepants looking to throw knees to the head but Beef is blocking nicely.
Ticklepants unloads a knee to the mid-section. Beef lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Ticklepants is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Beef is defending well for now.
Ticklepants landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Ticklepants tries to land knees in the clinch but Beef avoids the damage to the body.
Ticklepants with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Ticklepants tries to land knees in the clinch but Beef avoids the damage to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Beef manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Ticklepants with a knee to the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ticklepants tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Beef avoids it.
Ticklepants utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Beef can't break the clinch.
Beef tries to work over Ticklepants's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Beef managing to block the knees to the body from Ticklepants.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Ticklepants using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Beef has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Ticklepants tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Ticklepants is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bubbles Ticklepants dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Ticklepants lets loose with a powerful body kick. Beef will feel that in the morning.

Ticklepants clinches with his opponent.
Beef working aggressively here.
Ticklepants with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Ticklepants blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Ticklepants tries a knee to the head but Beef blocks it.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Ticklepants obliges.
Beef stalling in the clinch but Ticklepants improves position.
Beef is trying to push Ticklepants away but Ticklepants has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Ticklepants stalling the fight.
Ticklepants working the clinch nicely. Beef is working for position but Ticklepants cracks him with a big knee to the head! Beef crumples up against the cage and Ticklepants lands two more shots before the ref can save Beef! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:01 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knee & Punches). Bubbles Ticklepants!