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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Blue Urkle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Spyder Jorgenson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Urkle's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Gogol Bordello - Wonderlust King . Spyder Jorgenson is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.
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150 lbs
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145 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Blue Urkle!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Spyder Jorgenson!
The judges for this bout are John Roberts, Chad Campbell and Jonathan Paton.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jorgenson scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Urkle pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Jorgenson back to the cage. Urkle follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Urkle looks to score with a jab to the body but Jorgenson is just out of range.
Jorgenson connects with a high kick.
Urkle throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Jorgenson's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Jorgenson duly obliges.
Urkle fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jorgenson manages to avoid it.
Urkle shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Jorgenson as he jumps to the side.
Urkle is breathing heavily.
Jorgenson scores with a head kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Urkle takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jorgenson misses with a few strikes there.
Jorgenson throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Urkle's head.
Urkle tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Jorgenson swivels and escapes.
Jorgenson scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Jorgenson lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Urkle at a distance.
Jorgenson getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Jorgenson connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Urkle takes a kick to the side of the head.
Jorgenson throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jorgenson closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Urkle wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Jorgenson breaks from the clinch.
Urkle on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jorgenson lands with a thumping leg kick.
A right-left combo lands from Jorgenson.
Horrible takedown by Urkle or perhaps it was just good defense by Jorgenson which made him look bad.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Blue Urkle. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Jorgenson turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jorgenson fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Jorgenson throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Urkle.
Jorgenson throws a quick inside leg kick.
Jorgenson connects with a good right hand that stumbles Urkle. Urkle circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Jorgenson tests Urkle's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Urkle shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Jorgenson defends it nicely.
Jorgenson lands a nice looking kick to the body. Urkle takes a step back to recover.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A decent looking cross lands there for Jorgenson.
Jorgenson darts in and clinches Urkle up against the cage.
Urkle tries to pull guard but Jorgenson holds him up against the cage and eventually Urkle drops back down to his feet.
Jorgenson manages to break the clinch.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Urkle throws a right and a left that Jorgenson avoids nicely.
Urkle takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Spyder Jorgenson dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Jorgenson throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Jorgenson scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Jorgenson clobbers Urkle with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Urkle takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Jorgenson lands a glancing blow to the side of Urkle's head.
Jorgenson scores with a head kick. Urkle tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Urkle fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Some wild striking there from Jorgenson.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Jorgenson with a hook.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jorgenson lands with an overhand left.
Jorgenson fails to land with a series of punches.
Jorgenson throws a head kick that half lands.
Urkle looks for a takedown but Jorgenson sprawls well.
Urkle shoots in looking for a takedown but Jorgenson manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Urkle's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Blue Urkle. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Jorgenson connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Urkle's hands.
Urkle drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jorgenson throws a nice head kick!
Jorgenson uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Urkle has time to react.
Jorgenson connects with an inside leg kick.
Urkle changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Jorgenson tries to avoid it but Urkle manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Jorgenson to the ground. Jorgenson escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Jorgenson in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Jorgenson rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Urkle moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Jorgenson misses with a series of wild punches.
Jorgenson lands a high kick!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Urkle takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Blue Urkle is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Urkle slips a jab and a cross from Jorgenson.
Jorgenson listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Good shot there by Jorgenson.
Urkle tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Jorgenson lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Jorgenson.
Spyder Jorgenson is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Jorgenson throws a nice head kick!
Urkle dives in and grabs Jorgenson's left leg, looking for a takedown. Jorgenson pushes down on Urkle's head and hops out.
Jorgenson lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Good leg kick by Jorgenson there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Urkle takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Jorgenson scores with a jab. Urkle acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Jorgenson scores with a sloppy right hand. Urkle should have avoided that one.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Urkle. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Jorgenson, as that shot connected.
Urkle throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Urkle really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Jorgenson closes the distance and pushes Urkle back into the cage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jorgenson connects with a knee to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Spyder Jorgenson showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
Jorgenson fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Urkle takes one to the side of the head.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Jorgenson!
Urkle shoots for a takedown but Jorgenson saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Urkle looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
No joy there for Jorgenson, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Jorgenson connects with a high kick.
Jorgenson rushes Urkle and presses him up against the cage.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Jorgenson lands a nice elbow.
Jorgenson has Urkle pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Urkle manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jorgenson effectively controlling the action here.
Urkle tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Jorgenson smiles and moves away.
A jab from Jorgenson does it's job there.
Jorgenson lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Urkle circles away quickly and effectively.
Urkle takes one to the side of the head.
Jorgenson clinches with his opponent.
Spyder Jorgenson is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jorgenson breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Jorgenson throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Jorgenson clinches with his opponent.
Jorgenson escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Jorgenson's corner calls for a 1-2. Jorgenson obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Urkle will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Jorgenson misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Urkle takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Urkle slips a jab and a cross from Jorgenson.
Blue Urkle has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Jorgenson scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Jorgenson connects with a leg kick. Urkle looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Jorgenson stuffs the takedown attempt from Urkle. Urkle gets slowly back to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Blue Urkle. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Urkle takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Jorgenson connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jorgenson moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Urkle throws a right hand that Jorgenson ducks under and follows up with a left that Jorgenson also avoids with ease.
Jorgenson lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Urkle circles away quickly and effectively.
Urkle throws a right and a left that both miss.
Jorgenson connects with a nice looking jab.
Jorgenson moves into range and clinches up with Urkle.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Urkle fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Urkle tries to pull guard but Jorgenson holds him up against the cage and eventually Urkle drops back down to his feet.
And that's the end of the fight!
Spyder Jorgenson comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Jorgenson has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge John Roberts scores the fight 27:30
Judge Chad Campbell scores the fight 27:30
Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Spyder Jorgenson!
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