PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Shave Face (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bada Bing (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Face might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Welcome to the TerrorDome. The crowd seem to be enjoying Bing's choice of entrance music: Metallica - All Nightmare Long. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Face
vs
Bing

165 cm
24
146 lbs
12 - 5 - 0

168 cm
30
142 lbs
15 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Shave Face!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Bada Bing!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Face lands the left hand.
Face takes one to the side of the head.
Bing displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Face throws out the jab.
Face misses with a hook
and Bing counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Face defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Bing.
Bing lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Face throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Face attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Face throws out a loose jab but Bing uses good head movement to avoid it.
Face swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Face ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Face steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bing.
Bing throws a hook but Face avoids it easily.
Face tried to score with a low kick but Bing checks it.
Face uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bing.
Face misses with a right hand
and Bing counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Face throws a jab when Bing was well out of range.
Shave Face is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Face moves out of range of the strikes.
Face throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Face throws out a loose jab but Bing uses good head movement to avoid it.
Face moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bing misses with an uppercut.
Face throws a looping overhand right but Bing ducks down to avoid it.
Face keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Bing.
Bing pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Face pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Face throws a body punch but Bing moves out of range.
Face tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bing was well out of range. Poor timing from Face.
Face throws a lazy uppercut
and Face takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Bing throws a hook but Face avoids it easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Bing drives through with a takedown into Face's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Face wants to sweep here but Bing controlling him for the moment.
Face keeping moving, preventing Bing from controlling successfully.
Bing throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Face works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Bing throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Face works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Bing trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Bing postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bing postures up in Face's guard and throws a big left but Face blocks it.
Bing trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Bing trying to control but Face is working from the bottom.
Bing thows a big elbow that misses.

Bing is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Face is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Face has escaped and now he's on top!

Face avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bing looking to hit a scissor sweep but Face is one step ahead there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bada Bing dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Bing throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Face on the side of the head.
Bing dips to his left and cracks Face with an uppercut!
Bing throws an overhand right that lands on Face's shoulder, as Face tries to avoid the shot.
Face has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Face there as he acknowledges the shot.
Bing lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Bing.
Bing connects with a nice looking jab.
A bone on bone clash there as Bing blocks the leg kick.
A big right from Bing misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Face drops his hands momentarily and Bing takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Bing tests Face's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Face steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bing.
Bing walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Face slips a straight right by Bing.
Shave Face seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
No joy there for Face, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Bing throws a looping overhand right but Face ducks down to avoid it.
Bing throws a jab but it's blocked by Face.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Face pivots, looking for a leg kick but Bing is out of range and Face settles back down.
Bing scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Bing throws a jab but it's blocked by Face.
Face thuds a left hand into Bing's body.
Bing keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Face uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Bing.
Face dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Bing scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bing checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Bing thows a left - swing and a miss!
Bada Bing seems to be getting the better of the standup.
An inside leg kick from Face misses.
Face connects with a jab.
Face bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Bing displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Face throws out the jab.
Face scores with a jab to the jaw.
Bing is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Bing misses with a straight left.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jab, jab by Bing - just one landing.
Face takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Face uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bing.
The crowd cheers as Bing lands an impressive looking overhand right. Face doesn't seem phased though.
Face wants to slow Bing down by chopping away at his legs.
Bing throws a jab when Face was well out of range.
Bing throws a hook but Face avoids it easily.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bing jabs Face right on the nose. Face blinks but takes it well.
Face displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bing throws out the jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bada Bing showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Face tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Bing paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Face ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bing moves away.
Bing takes a swing at Face's ribcage but misses.
Face on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Bing shoots in and drives through. Face sprawls well.
Face connects with a jab.
Face tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bing was well out of range. Poor timing from Face.
Bing cracks Face with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Face ducks under a wild hook from Bing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Face misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bing.
Face throws a chopping leg kick but Bing manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Face misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bing.
Bing just misses with a punch to the body.
Face misses with a hook. Bing ducked under it nicely.
Face just misses with a punch to the body.
Bing works Face's body with a nice hook.
Face scores with the left hand. Bing knows he should have avoided that one.
Bing misses with a body shot.
Shave Face has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Bada Bing is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bing sizes up Face with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Bing swings widly with a right hand
and Face counters with a two punch combo.
Bing avoids the body shot from Face.
Face misses with a low kick.
Bing misses the jab.
Bing misses with a hook. Face ducked under it nicely.
Bing slips under a jab.
A shot to the liver by Bing. Beautiful body shot.
Bing avoids the body shot from Face.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice cross by Bing.
Bing throws a hook to the side of Face's head but Face sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.

Bing bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Face managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Bing.
Face parries the strikes from Bing easily there. Bing is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Face to escape.
Bing wants to control but Face is keeping him busy.
Bing is chipping away with strikes.
Face on the wrong end of some ground and pound.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Face holds on tight, trying to prevent any damage.
Bing trying to control the position but Face is working away.
Bing tries to advance to mount but can't.
Face manages to work his way to half guard, despite Bing's best efforts.
Face wants to get back to full guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Bing is looking for a kimura here.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bing trying to control the pace.

And that's the end of the fight!
Bada Bing comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Bing has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 27:30
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 27:30
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bada Bing!