PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Timothy Bourque (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bang The Hero of Justice (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bourque comes to the cage accompanied by "Business Time" by Flight of the Conchords. The crowd seem to be enjoying The Hero of Justice's choice of entrance music: Bang Install. On his way into the cage it seems that Timothy Bourque has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Timothy Bourque seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Bourque
vs
The Hero of Justice

225 cm
31
270 lbs
27 - 10 - 0

192 cm
26
231 lbs
14 - 8 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Very quick

BJJ Blue Belt
World class boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Timothy Bourque!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Bang The Hero of Justice!
The judges for this bout are Thiago Cunha, Emerson Jorge and Felipe Paraventi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bourque lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but The Hero of Justice circles away quickly and effectively.
Bourque plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
The Hero of Justice displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bourque throws out the jab.
The Hero of Justice falls off balance throwing a combination
and Bourque counters with a big head kick but The Hero of Justice shrugs it off.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bourque throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Bourque misses with a hook. The Hero of Justice ducked under it nicely.
The Hero of Justice throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Bourque lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but The Hero of Justice circles away quickly and effectively.
The Hero of Justice uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Bourque has time to react.

It looks like Timothy Bourque has been cut.
Bourque really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Bourque scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A combination from Bourque does no damage.
The Hero of Justice throws a right hand that Bourque ducks under and follows up with a left that Bourque also avoids with ease.
The Hero of Justice thows a body shot but no joy.
A shot to the body from The Hero of Justice misses
and Bourque counters with a nice body shot.
Bourque misses with a head kick.
Bourque uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by The Hero of Justice.
The fighters circling - Bourque throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Bourque throws a head kick but The Hero of Justice moves out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Hero of Justice throws a series of punches but Bourque avoids them all with ease.
The Hero of Justice throws an overhand right that lands on Bourque's shoulder, as Bourque tries to avoid the shot.
Bourque misses with a left hand
and The Hero of Justice counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Bourque misses with a jab to the body
enabling The Hero of Justice to counter with a crisp jab.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The Hero of Justice blocks a head kick by Bourque.
The Hero of Justice looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Bourque dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
The Hero of Justice drops his hands momentarily and Bourque takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Hero of Justice moves out of range as Bourque strikes.
Bourque takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Bourque scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Good shot there by Bourque.
The Hero of Justice pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Bourque back to the cage. The Hero of Justice follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The Hero of Justice ducks right into an uppercut from Bourque.
Bourque misses with a body shot.
The Hero of Justice blocks the body kick.
The Hero of Justice misses with a straight right.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Hero of Justice throws a big shot that misses.
Bourque is on the wrong end of a nice combination from The Hero of Justice.
The Hero of Justice will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Bourque misses with a straight right.
Bourque needs to keep his hands up - The Hero of Justice had a free shot at his head there.

Timothy Bourque's cut is getting worse.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Bourque throws a series of punches but The Hero of Justice moves out of range.
Nice defenses there by Bourque.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Timothy Bourque dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Timothy Bourque's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

The Hero of Justice misses the jab.
The Hero of Justice uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Bourque has time to react.
Bourque throws an off balance right hand
and The Hero of Justice comes in over the top with a devastating right hand! Bourque stumbles back against the cage, looking to regain his senses but The Hero of Justice is on him like rabid pit bull! Bourque slumps to the ground under a storm of punches and this fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:20 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bang The Hero of Justice!