PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Piru Parka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Risto Jaloviina (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Parka comes to the cage accompanied by . Jaloviina has chosen UNKLE - Reign as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Parka
vs
Jaloviina

210 cm
24
310 lbs
14 - 4 - 0

209 cm
24
293 lbs
8 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Piru Parka!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Risto Jaloviina!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Sam Margolis and Andrew Berry.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Parka looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Parka pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Jaloviina misses with a head kick.
Jaloviina connects with a looping right hand.
A low kick from Parka is predictable there
and Jaloviina counters with a nice low kick that buckles Parka's knee momentarily.
Jaloviina connects with the punch.
Parka throws an overhand right that lands on Jaloviina's shoulder, as Jaloviina tries to avoid the shot.
Parka on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Parka checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Parka misses with a wild body shot.
A big left from Parka misses.
Nice uppercut there from Jaloviina.
Jaloviina throws a front kick aimed at Parka's knee but Parka avoids it well.
Jaloviina keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Parka takes one on the button.
Jaloviina ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Parka changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Jaloviina tries to avoid it but Parka manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Jaloviina to the ground. Jaloviina escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Jaloviina feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Parka's calf.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Parka.
Parka throws a hook to the side of Jaloviina's head but Jaloviina sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Jaloviina misses with a head kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Jaloviina. Parka does a little dance to reset his feet.
Parka misses the shot to the body.
Jaloviina connects with the punch.
A slapping body kick lands there for Parka.
Parka throws a wild body kick that Jaloviina sees coming a mile off.
Jaloviina misses with a looping right.
Parka with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Parka throws a chopping leg kick but Jaloviina manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Parka tries to bum rush Jaloviina with a series of wild strikes but Jaloviina uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
A head kick misses from Parka.
Parka misses with a double jab.
Parka takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Nice defenses there by Jaloviina.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Parka throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Jaloviina dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Parka. That did some damage!
Parka shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Jaloviina pinned against the cage. Jaloviina gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Piru Parka. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Nice takedown defense from Jaloviina. No joy for Parka on that attempt.
Parka scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Parka is looking to land body kicks.
Parka throws a hook but Jaloviina avoids it easily.
Parka thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Jaloviina if he has to take too many more of those.
Jaloviina fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Parka.
Jaloviina feints a jab promting Parka to slip. Jaloviina then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Parka slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
A low kick from Parka misses
and Jaloviina cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Parka connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Jaloviina.
A head kick misses from Parka.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Parka.
Jaloviina connects with a nice looking jab.
Parka takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Parka shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Jaloviina sprawls well. Jaloviina wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Parka gets slowly back to his feet.
Parka misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jaloviina.
Piru Parka seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A jab from Parka misses.
Jaloviina scoring well with a low kick there.
Jaloviina dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Parka. That did some damage!

Jaloviina gets a double leg takedown into Parka's guard.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Jaloviina looking to pass the guard.
Parka keeping moving, preventing Jaloviina from controlling successfully.
Jaloviina missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Parka controls Jaloviina momentarily but Jaloviina frees himself.
Parka has momentary wrist control but Jaloviina slips an elbow through the middle.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Jaloviina is sitting in close to Parka's body. Parka has gone for a guillotine from the bottom. Oh damn, that looks pretty tight! Jaloviina is panicking - it looks like this one could be all over! Yes, Jaloviina is tapping! That was a very nice submission by Parka.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Piru Parka!