PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Piet Snot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fedor Lesnar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Snot comes into the arena with Lil Wayne - Drop the World blaring out of the sound system. The crowd seem to be enjoying Lesnar's choice of entrance music: Enae Volare Mezzo. This should be fireworks!

Snot
vs
Lesnar

185 cm
28
265 lbs
15 - 8 - 0

210 cm
26
285 lbs
13 - 14 - 1

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
KO power

ADCC Champion
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Resistance

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Piet Snot!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 14 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Fedor Lesnar!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Fujiwara, Shirou Masuda and Taro Takaoka.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lesnar fails in his attempt to clinch.
Lesnar throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Snot throws a half hearted mid kick.
Snot misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Snot throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Lesnar moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Snot tries to land a leg kick but Lesnar saw it coming and moves away.
Lesnar shoots in but no luck this time.
A big right from Lesnar misses.
Lesnar throws a good cross that connects.
Lesnar just misses with a punch to the body.
Lesnar looks to throw the jab but Snot is out of range.
Snot throws a wild body kick that Lesnar sees coming a mile off.
Lesnar misses the jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lesnar shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Snot sprawls well. Snot wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Lesnar gets slowly back to his feet.
A low kick from Lesnar misses
and Snot counters with a right hand to the body.
Lesnar looks gassed!

Snot closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Lesnar to the mat! Lesnar manages to get full guard.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Snot wants to control from the top but Lesnar keeps moving.
Snot pushes down on Lesnar's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Snot passes to side control.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Snot tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
The ground and pound from Snot seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar is looking for a sweep.
Lesnar manages to get back to half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Snot is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Lesnar defends it well.
Lesnar has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Snot is working away from the top position though.
Snot stalling.
Lesnar keeping control of the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Snot not doing much here.
Lesnar tries to get to full guard but Snot has control of the leg.
Lesnar regains full guard. Nicely done.
Snot trying to control but Lesnar is working from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Lesnar throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Snot trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Snot wants to control from the top but Lesnar keeps moving.
Snot tries to free his leg and advance position but Lesnar is retaining full guard.
Lesnar is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Snot tries to free his leg and advance position but Lesnar is retaining full guard.
Snot wants to control from the top but Lesnar keeps moving.
Snot trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.

That's five minutes gone in the round.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Lesnar looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Snot is fending him off so far but Lesnar persists. Nope, Snot circles away and we're back to standing.
Piet Snot has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Fedor Lesnar.
Snot throws a front kick aimed at Lesnar's knee but Lesnar avoids it well.
A slow jab from Snot misses its intended target.
Lesnar is trying hard to land a takedown here. Snot sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Snot circles away from the clinch attempt
and Snot cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Lesnar looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Lesnar throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Snot scores with a sloppy right hand. Lesnar should have avoided that one.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lesnar looks to land a combination but Snot avoids it well.
Snot swings widly with a right hand
and Lesnar counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Lesnar takes a swing at Snot's ribcage but misses.
Lesnar loads up on a big right hand but Snot slips the punch.
Lesnar falls off balance throwing a combination
and Snot counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Snot just misses with a punch to the body.

Lesnar gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Snot passes Lesnar's left leg - he's now in half guard.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.

Snot is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Lesnar defends it well.
Lesnar trying to control but Snot postures up.

Snot looking for a submission but Lesnar manages to get full guard, putting an end to that submission attempt.
Snot looking to sit in guard and control but Lesnar gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Lesnar looking to control the position here, rather than advance.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Lesnar missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.

Snot actively working from the bottom here.
Snot wants to control the action here but instead Lesnar manages to pass to full mount!
Lesnar is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Snot sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lesnar wants to control but Snot is keeping him busy.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar winds up and cracks Snot with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Snot is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Lesnar is controlling the pace.
Snot wants to improve his position but Lesnar is controlling well.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Lesnar thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Snot's head.
Lesnar moves nicely into side control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Piet Snot dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Snot throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Snot looks to score with a jab to the body but Lesnar is just out of range.
Lesnar misses the shot to the body.
Lesnar throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Snot feints and then cracks Lesnar's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Lesnar down.
Snot misses with a straight left.
Lesnar on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Snot swinging wildly here.
Lesnar throws a sloppy head kick
and Snot counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Snot gets a double leg takedown into Lesnar's guard.
Lesnar is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Snot trying to control but Lesnar is working from the bottom.
Snot looking to pass the guard.
Snot throwing strikes from guard but Lesnar blocks nicely.
Snot pushing down on Lesnar's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.

Lesnar is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Snot pulls his head out easily.
Snot wants to lay and pray for a moment but Lesnar keeps working.

Lesnar looking for a kimura from the bottom but Snot passes into side control!

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Snot tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Snot throws a strike aimed at the side of Lesnar's head but Lesnar avoids it well.

Snot working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Snot trying to control the action but Lesnar is working from the bottom.

Snot working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Lesnar is trying to maintain the position but Snot is very close to passing his half guard.
Well, if Snot is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Snot passes to full mount!
Snot prevents Lesnar from getting the reversal.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Snot with some aggressive grappling here, looking for the finish.
Snot wants to control the pace but Lesnar is squirming around nicely.
Lesnar is working to get back to half guard.
Snot can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Lesnar is looking to escape.
Lesnar has given up his back. Will we see Snot going for some submissions?

Snot is looking for the choke from the back position but Lesnar is controlling his hands well.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar trying to control but he's just got himself in more trouble.

Snot is working for the rear naked choke. He has one arm under the chin but Lesnar has hold of the other arm. A bit of a stalemate here.
Lesnar breaks Snot's hooks off and manages to turn into his guard.
Lesnar advances to half guard.
Lesnar seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Lesnar trying to mount his opponent but Snot defends it.
Lesnar is trying to advance to mount but he's lost his balance and Snot reverses the position - he's now on top in Lesnar's guard.
Piet Snot overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Lesnar is on top in guard.
Snot might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar wants to control from the top but Snot keeps moving.
Lesnar looking to pass the guard.
Lesnar stopping the sweep attempt from Snot.

Snot looking for a guillotine here but Lesnar defends easily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Lesnar wants to control from the top but Snot keeps moving.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar advances position into side control!
Snot is trying to get back to half guard.
Lesnar is chipping away with strikes.
Snot is being controlled here.
Lesnar landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Snot is looking to reverse the position.
Lesnar trying to control the action but Snot is working from the bottom.
Lesnar tries to advance to mount but Snot denies him.
Snot gives up the full mount - oops, sloppy defensive grappling there!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lesnar unloading with bombs!
Lesnar can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Snot is looking to escape.
Lesnar prevents Snot from getting the reversal.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Snot is squirming around, avoiding Lesnar's attempts to control the action.
Lesnar punching from mount but Snot doing a good job of avoiding damage.
Snot is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Lesnar lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Lesnar wants to control the pace but Snot is squirming around nicely.
Lesnar in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Fedor Lesnar will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Snot throws an overhand right that lands on Lesnar's shoulder, as Lesnar tries to avoid the shot.
Snot throws a series of punches but Lesnar moves out of range.
Lesnar looks to land a combination but Snot avoids it well.
Snot scoring well with a low kick there.
Snot throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Piet Snot seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Snot keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Lesnar.
Lesnar connects with a crisp jab.
A telegraphed right hand from Snot misses the target.
Snot throws a body kick that misses.
A slapping body kick lands there for Snot.

Snot decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

Snot is trying to work for a kimura but Lesnar is defending well.
Lesnar is looking for a sweep. Snot is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Lesnar makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Lesnar.

Lesnar working for a triangle but Snot defends it easily.
Snot pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Lesnar is keeping the position for now.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar wants to sweep but no luck.
Lesnar not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Snot throwing strikes but missing.
Snotis looking to pass into half guard but Lesnar pushes him away with his feet and jumps on top - now Lesnar is in guard.

Snot throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.

Snot is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Lesnar seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar pushing down on Snot's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Lesnar throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Lesnar wants to pass the guard but Snot is defending well.
Lesnar sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Snot defending well though.
Lesnar is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Snot!
Lesnar scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Snot?
Snot tries to lock up and control but Lesnar gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Snot is squirming around, avoiding Lesnar's attempts to control the action.
Lesnar raining down hammerfists from mount.
Lesnar wants to control the pace but Snot is squirming around nicely.
Snot is in all sorts of trouble here.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
BOOM! Lesnar connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Snot is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Lesnar scoring with strikes but Snot is staying in there.
Lesnar is landing with some decent strikes but Snot is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar raining down shots from the mount!

Snot is rocked!
A big strike lands for Lesnar! That's really hurt Snot and he's turned his back - Lesnar keeps firing away and the ref dives in to stop the fight! Lesnar jumps to his feet to celebrate the victory!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5:27 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Fedor Lesnar!