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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Uisce uisce beag (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Syd Barrett (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). uisce beag's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Watermark by Enya. Barrett is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: One 24. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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284 lbs
6 - 3 - 0 |
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265 lbs
2 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Insanely flexible |
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BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Uisce uisce beag!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Syd Barrett!
The judges for this bout are Dean Styles, Alyssa Summers and John Roberts.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
uisce beag misses with a head kick.
Barrett walks into a stiff left hand from uisce beag.
uisce beag takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
uisce beag takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Barrett sizes up uisce beag with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
It looks like Uisce uisce beag has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
uisce beag throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
It looks like Syd Barrett has been cut.
Barrett lands a big head kick that sends uisce beag tumbling to the mat! Barrett takes a step backwards and waves uisce beag back to his feet - he wants the finish!
uisce beag is rocked!
uisce beag wants to stay close but Barrett steps back to make room for something. uisce beag seems frozen to the spot and bam! huge swing of the leg from Barrett and uisce beag drops like he has been shot! A huge head kick and it's all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Syd Barrett!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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