PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tito Or Tits (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Manong Jujutsu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Manong Jujutsu is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Or Tits
vs
Jujutsu

188 cm
18
205 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

190 cm
18
205 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Good chin

BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Tito Or Tits!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Manong Jujutsu!
The judges for this bout are Illya Tyunina, Sergei Dronov and Viktor Lagutenko.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jujutsu throws a sloppy head kick

and Or Tits counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Jujutsu's guard now.
Or Tits postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Jujutsu manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Or Tits manages to get himself to full guard.
Or Tits looking to sweep using the butterfly guard but Jujutsu puts pay to that idea as he passes nicely into half guard.
Or Tits is looking to control Jujutsu's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Or Tits avoid being mounted?
Jujutsu tries to stand but his hand is stuck under Or Tits.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Or Tits wants to get back to full guard but Jujutsu has mounted him!
Jujutsu tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Or Tits keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Jujutsu wants to control the pace but Or Tits is squirming around nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Or Tits is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Jujutsu is looking to stand but Jujutsu has his arms wrapped tightly around him, looking to prevent the damage.
Or Tits is desperately trying to improve his position but Jujutsu has a good base and remains in mount.
Or Tits is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jujutsu takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Or Tits is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Or Tits is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Jujutsu wants to stand but Or Tits is holding on to him, trying to stop him posturing up.
Jujutsu wants to control the pace but Or Tits is squirming around nicely.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Jujutsu throws a sloppy head kick

and Or Tits counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Jujutsu trying to control here.
Jujutsu manages to get to full guard.
Or Tits stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Jujutsu swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Jujutsu looking to control.
Or Tits looking to pass the guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tito Or Tits dominated that round.
That's time! Or Tits's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Jujutsu throws a lazy head kick

and Or Tits counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Jujutsu's guard now.
Or Tits looking to pass the guard.
Jujutsu working a defensive guard here.
Or Tits pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Jujutsu is keeping the position for now.
Or Tits postures up.

Manong Jujutsu has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.
Jujutsu throws a head kick that misses

and Or Tits counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Or Tits.
Jujutsu manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Or Tits manages to get himself to full guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jujutsu trying to stand up but can't free himself from Or Tits's guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Or Tits wants to improve his position but instead Jujutsu has moved into half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Or Tits wants to get back to full guard but Jujutsu has mounted him!
Or Tits on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Or Tits tries to get out of the position.
Or Tits is trying desperately to improve position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Jujutsu is looking to stand but Jujutsu has his arms wrapped tightly around him, looking to prevent the damage.
Or Tits really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Jujutsu is trying to stand up but he's being controlled by his opponent.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Or Tits is desperately trying to get back to half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Jujutsu looking to control but Or Tits is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Jujutsu is trying to stand up but he's being controlled by his opponent.
Or Tits is squirming around, avoiding Jujutsu's attempts to control the action.
Or Tits is looking to improve his position but Jujutsu isn't that keen on the idea.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tito Or Tits dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Jujutsu throws a head kick that misses

and Or Tits counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Or Tits stands up over Jujutsu, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Jujutsu keeping full guard, as Or Tits tries to pass.
Jujutsu is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Jujutsu tries to stand but his hand is stuck under Or Tits.
Or Tits wants to get back to full guard but Jujutsu has passed into side control.
Or Tits looking for a sweep but Jujutsu has passed into full mount! Oh no!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Or Tits keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Jujutsu can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Or Tits is looking to escape.
Or Tits is wriggling around trying to escape.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Jujutsu can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Or Tits is looking to escape.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Or Tits is in all sorts of trouble here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Jujutsu trying to control but Or Tits is having none of it.

The ref calls for a clean break and stands the fighters back up. Manong Jujutsu wasn't active enough on the ground.
Jujutsu throws a sloppy head kick

and Or Tits counters with a takedown into full mount! That could mean trouble for Jujutsu!
Jujutsu tries to hold on but Or Tits postures up.
Or Tits scoring with strikes but Jujutsu is staying in there.
Jujutsu wants to control but Or Tits is having none of it.
Jujutsu slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.
Or Tits missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Tito Or Tits overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Or Tits thows a huge punch but Jujutsu dodges it nicely.
Jujutsu makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Jujutsu.
Jujutsu trying to control the position.
Manong Jujutsu has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Tito Or Tits is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Jujutsu throws a couple of heel strikes.

And that's the end of the fight!
Tito Or Tits showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Or Tits has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Illya Tyunina scores the fight 30:27
Judge Sergei Dronov scores the fight 30:27
Judge Viktor Lagutenko scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Tito Or Tits!