PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Percival Milquetoast (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Les Stroud (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Milquetoast comes to the cage accompanied by "I Don't Feel Like Dancing" - Scissor Sisters. Percival Milquetoast has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Milquetoast
vs
Stroud

182 cm
25
240 lbs
8 - 4 - 0

200 cm
22
273 lbs
7 - 5 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Great elbows
Very quick

BJJ Brown Belt
World class boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Percival Milquetoast!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Les Stroud!
The judges for this bout are Donatello Bradman, Hugh Johnson and Steve Erwin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A jab lands there for Stroud.
Percival Milquetoast seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Milquetoast drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.

Stroud working for a triangle but Milquetoast defends it easily.
Milquetoast distracts Stroud with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Milquetoast in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.

Stroud is looking for a triangle but Milquetoast pushes his legs off easily.

Stroud has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Milquetoast can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Milquetoast lands a couple of digs.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Milquetoast in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Milquetoast postures up in Stroud's guard and throws a big left but Stroud blocks it.
Milquetoast chips away with some ground and pound.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Milquetoast's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Stroud is trying to keep Milquetoast in close.
Milquetoast trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Milquetoast with a flurry of punches that miss.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stroud keeping full guard, as Milquetoast tries to pass.
Milquetoast scoring with punches to the head and body.
Stroud preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Milquetoast content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Milquetoast is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.

Stroud had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Milquetoast defends it easily.

Stroud looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Milquetoast missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Milquetoast has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Milquetoast passes into half guard.

Stroud actively working from the bottom here.
Milquetoast working over Stroud with some ground and pound. Stroud looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Milquetoast working Stroud over with strikes.
Stroud taking some punishment here, with Milquetoast in his half guard.

Stroud is rocked!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Milquetoast is controlling the pace.
Stroud is still in real trouble! Can Milquetoast finish him?
Milquetoast is sitting in half guard. He's postured up and lands a nice elbow. Oh, Stroud is hurt! He's hurt bad - Milquetoast fires away with more strikes and the referee jumps in to save Stroud from any more punishment! Congratulations to Milquetoast! Great finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Percival Milquetoast!