PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rex Parker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lychan Wolf (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wolf is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Hollywood Undead - pimpin. On his way into the cage it seems that Rex Parker has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Rex Parker seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Parker
vs
Wolf

175 cm
24
213 lbs
2 - 7 - 0

196 cm
25
220 lbs
8 - 6 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rex Parker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Lychan Wolf!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Cecil Peabody and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wolf tries to close the distance and clinch up but Parker swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Wolf tries to close the distance and clinch up but Parker swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Wolf tries to clinch but Parker moves out of range.
Sloppy strikes from Wolf. Those never looked like landing.
Wolf misses with a double jab.
Parker throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
The fight stays on the outside here - Wolf looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Parker throws a jab when Wolf was well out of range.
Parker tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Parker throws a wild body kick that Wolf sees coming a mile off.

Wolf moves into the clinch.
With the fighters up against the cage, Wolf throws an elbow but misses.
Parker is trying to drag Wolf to the mat but Wolf just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.

Parker ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Parker no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
Parker might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.

Parker is working an open guard so Wolf takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
Wolf walks into a straight right hand from Parker.
Parker keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Parker is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Wolf.
Wolf on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Wolf tries to clinch up.
Wolf waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Parker.
Wolf tries to clinch but Parker moves away
and Parker counters with a nice uppercut.
Wolf tries to clinch but Parker moves out of range.
Wolf steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Parker.
Wolf misses with a jab, cross combination.
Wolf throws a right and a left that Parker avoids nicely.
Parker lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.

Wolf is rocked!
OH! Wolf has been rocked by a huge right hand and is in deep trouble! Parker smells blood and charges in for the finish! Parker unloads a vicious overhand right and connects to the jaw of Wolf sending him face first to the canvas! Unbelievable!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Rex Parker!