PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Boa Constrictor (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pinned Down (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Constrictor
vs
Down

195 cm
19
214 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

190 cm
19
205 lbs
1 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Good kicks
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Boa Constrictor!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Pinned Down!
The judges for this bout are Eliza Hachem, Winston Howard and Skip Squint.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A combination from Down does no damage.
Constrictor lands a head kick!
Down ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Down slips a jab and a cross from Constrictor.
Down rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Constrictor moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Down misses with a combination
and Constrictor makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Down throws a right hand that Constrictor ducks under and follows up with a left that Constrictor also avoids with ease.
Down throws a left and a right that both miss
and Constrictor counters with a head kick.
Down will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Constrictor looks to land a combination but Down avoids it well.
Down misses with the combination.
Constrictor throws a series of punches but Down avoids them all with ease.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Constrictor connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Down's hands.
Constrictor misses with a wild combination.
Constrictor pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Down throws a combination that misses
and Constrictor counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Constrictor fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Down fails to land with a series of punches.
Constrictor throws a head kick but Down moves out of range.
Sloppy strikes from Down. Those never looked like landing.
Nice body kick from Constrictor.
Down throws a series of punches but Constrictor moves out of range.
Down fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Down misses with a series of wild punches.
Down looks gassed!
Constrictor lands a high kick!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Down crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Constrictor - the referee stops the clock and Down gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Constrictor. Down manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
A nice combination there by Constrictor.
Down scores with a hook.
Constrictor throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Constrictor throws a right hand that Down ducks under and follows up with a left that Down also avoids with ease.
Constrictor tries to land a front kick but Down steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Down misses with the combination.
Down tries to bum rush Constrictor with a series of wild strikes but Constrictor uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Constrictor throws a right hand that Down ducks under and follows up with a left that Down also avoids with ease.
Some wild striking there from Down.
Constrictor dodges the punch combination from Down.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A lazy left from Down finds it's target.
Down tries to bum rush Constrictor with a series of wild strikes but Constrictor uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Down throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Constrictor misses with a series of wild punches.
A head kick misses from Constrictor.
Down misses with the combination.
Good leg kick by Constrictor there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Down swinging wildly here.
Constrictor slips a jab and a cross from Down.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Constrictor lands with a nice body kick.
Constrictor slips a jab and a cross from Down.
Down misses with the combination.
Down misses with a double jab.
Down tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Down's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Constrictor connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Down scrambles back to his feet.
Down throws a nice looking combination but Constrictor bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
No joy there for Constrictor, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Constrictor misses with a jab, cross combination.
No luck for Constrictor with that takedown attempt.
Some wild striking there from Down.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Boa Constrictor will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!

Down swinging wildly here.
Down misses with a double jab
and Constrictor counters with a right hand to the body.
Sloppy strikes from Down. Those never looked like landing.
Down slips a jab from Constrictor.
Constrictor looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Boa Constrictor is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Down will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Down misses with a double jab
and Constrictor counters with a head kick. That will keep Down thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Down misses with a double jab
and Constrictor counters with a three punch combo that has Down backing up. Down nods at Constrictor to acknowledge the strikes.
Constrictor misses with a wild combination.
Down is breathing heavily.
Down will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Down takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Boa Constrictor is winning the standup battle so far.
Some wild striking there from Down.
Constrictor avoids a punch combination nicely.
Down throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Constrictor counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Down looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Constrictor shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Down as he jumps to the side.
Down has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Constrictor.
Sloppy strikes from Down. Those never looked like landing.
Down misses with a wild combination.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Constrictor misses with a series of wild punches.
An inside leg kick lands from Constrictor.
Pinned Down is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Constrictor moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Constrictor moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Constrictor misses with a wild body shot.
Down throws a combination that misses
and Constrictor counters with a good, hard body kick but Down shrugs it off.
Down takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
A head kick misses from Constrictor.
Pinned Down seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Down throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Down throws a left and a right that both miss
and Constrictor counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Down misses with a series of wild punches.
Down fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Constrictor throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Constrictor swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Down lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Down throws a series of punches but Constrictor avoids them all with ease.
Constrictor lands a nice looking kick to the body. Down takes a step back to recover.
Down misses with a wild combination.
Constrictor scores with a hook to the body. Down takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Some wild striking there from Down.
Down rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Constrictor moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Nice shot by Constrictor.
Down throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Constrictor.
Constrictor shoots for a takedown but Down saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Down throws a nice looking combination but Constrictor bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Constrictor fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Danga de danga de dang - Down scores with a four punch combination!
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Down misses with an uppercut. Constrictor saw that one coming.
Sloppy strikes from Constrictor. Those never looked like landing.
Sloppy strikes from Down. Those never looked like landing.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Boa Constrictor dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. And we move into the final round!

Down misses with a combination
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Down throws a nice looking combination but Constrictor bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Down walks forward, straight into a front kick from Constrictor.
Constrictor feints and then cracks Down's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Down down.
Down has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Constrictor.
Constrictor moves out of range of the strikes.
Constrictor avoids a punch combination nicely.
A nice leg kick lands there from Constrictor.
Constrictor lands with a thumping leg kick.
Down stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Down wants it to stay on the feet.
Down throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Constrictor.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Down throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Constrictor connects with a single shot there.
Constrictor swinging wildly here.
Down on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Constrictor throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Down throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Constrictor.
Down takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
A punch combination from Down misses.
Down gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Constrictor buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Sloppy strikes from Down. Those never looked like landing.
Constrictor lands a nice leg kick that just misses Down's sensitive parts.
Constrictor is looking to slow Down down with leg kicks.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Constrictor lands a high kick!
Down has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Constrictor.
Down lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Down throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Constrictor.
Down rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Constrictor moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Constrictor.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Down misses with a series of wild punches.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Constrictor, right into the meat.
A left lands for Constrictor.
Down swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Constrictor counters with a slapping leg kick.
Down swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Constrictor counters with a stiff right hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Down falls off balance throwing a combination
and Constrictor counters with a head kick.
Down displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Constrictor.
Constrictor moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Down tries to bum rush Constrictor with a series of wild strikes but Constrictor uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Constrictor throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Down's head.
Down scores with the left hand. Constrictor knows he should have avoided that one.
Down looks to land a combination but Constrictor avoids it well.
Down throws a combination that misses
and Constrictor counters with a big head kick but Down shrugs it off.
Down fails to land with a series of punches.
Down's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Some wild striking there from Constrictor.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Down throws a combination. Constrictor tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
A cross from Down lands.
Down swinging wildly here.
Constrictor avoids a punch combination nicely.
Constrictor thumps Down with a low kick.
Constrictor avoids a punch combination nicely.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Constrictor will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Pinned Down has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Boa Constrictor is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Down throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.

And that's the end of the fight!
Boa Constrictor showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Constrictor has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Eliza Hachem scores the fight 30:27
Judge Winston Howard scores the fight 30:27
Judge Skip Squint scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Boa Constrictor!