PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Siouxsie Banshees (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kin Ring Sackett (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Banshees comes to the cage accompanied by Cities in Dust. Sackett has chosen (I'm not your) steppin' stone as his entrance music. Siouxsie Banshees has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Banshees
vs
Ring Sackett

192 cm
25
216 lbs
17 - 5 - 0

190 cm
26
217 lbs
14 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Siouxsie Banshees!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kin Ring Sackett!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A low kick from Sackett misses
and Banshees connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Banshees connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
A punch lands to the side of Banshees 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Banshees attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Banshees will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Sackett takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Banshees throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Sackett throws a big shot that misses.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Banshees catches Sackett with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Banshees throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Sackett throws a low kick but Banshees avoids it.
A nice leg kick lands there from Banshees.
Banshees looks to land a body kick but Sackett moved away.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Banshees pushes Sackett up against the cage in a clinch.
Banshees tries to land a knee to the head but Sackett blocks with his arms.
Sackett pressing his opponent against the cage.
Sackett is trying to break free.
Sackett avoids a wild elbow strike from Banshees.
Sackett tries to break free but Banshees pushes him back against the cage.
Banshees lands an elbow just above Sackett 's eye.
Sackett avoids the elbow strike from Banshees, against the cage.
Banshees lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

It looks like Kin Ring Sackett has been cut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Banshees working aggressively here.
Sackett avoids the elbow strike from Banshees, against the cage.
Banshees throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Sacketts head.
Banshees misses with the head strike.
Sackett blocks an elbow strike.
Sackett drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Sackett blocking some punches.
Banshees works on Sackett's body with a couple of short punches.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sackett dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Banshees throws a head punch that misses.
Banshees tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Sackett avoids it.
Stalling in the clinch from Sackett.
A short uppercut from Banshees.
Banshees throws an elbow that misses.
Sackett is trying to force a seperation but Banshees has the dominant position.
Banshees working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Banshees fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Banshees working Sackett over with knees to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sackett takes an elbow to the temple.
Banshees landing knees to the head.
Banshees lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Banshees throws a head punch that misses.
Banshees misses with a punch on the inside.
Banshees misses with a body punch.
Banshees tries a body shot but Sackett blocks it.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
With the fighters up against the cage, Banshees throws an elbow but misses.
A right handed body shot lands from Banshees.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Siouxsie Banshees dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Kin Ring Sackett's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Banshees throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Banshees throws a head kick that half lands.

Sackett gets tackled into the cage by Banshees. Banshees maintains the clinch.
Banshees lands an elbow just above Sackett 's eye.
Banshees throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Sacketts head.
Sackett tries to score a body lock takedown but Banshees shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Sackett is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Siouxsie Banshees has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Banshees goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Banshees struggles to land a body shot inside as Sackett controls his hands.
Sackett blocks a punch to the side of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Banshees misses with a shot to the kidneys.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Banshees.
Sackett working hard to break the clinch.
Banshees trying to land knees to the body.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Sackett.
Sackett is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Banshees gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Banshees working aggressively here.
Banshees misses with the head strike.
Banshees has Sackett pressed against the cage, preventing Sackett from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Banshees throws a head punch that misses.
Banshees tries to work over Sackett's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Banshees misses with a punch to the body.
Banshees scores with a hook to the body.
Banshees connects with a nasty looking knee right to Sackett's face.
Banshees misses with some punches.
Sackett tries to circle away but Banshees has him pinned against the cage.
Banshees lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Sackett taking a breather.
Sackett is pushing Banshees up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Sackett blocking some punches.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Banshees lands with a short shot to the head.
Sackett is trying to force a seperation but Banshees has the dominant position.
Sackett leaning against his opponent.

Sackett escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Banshees lands with a kick to the temple. Sackett shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Banshees scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Banshees moves in looking to clinch but Sackett pushes him off.
An inside leg kick lands from Banshees.
Siouxsie Banshees is winning the standup battle so far.
Banshees misses with a two punch combination.
Banshees uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A slapping leg kick lands for Banshees.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
An inside leg kick lands from Banshees.
Banshees is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Banshees moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Banshees lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Banshees with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Siouxsie Banshees seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
An inside leg kick from Banshees misses.
Banshees throws a right and a left that both miss.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Sackett scores with a leg kick.
Banshees wants to clinch.
Banshees throws the kick towards the body but Sackett avoids it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Siouxsie Banshees dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Kin Ring Sackett's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Banshees tries to clinch up
and Sackett counters with a thumping low kick.
Banshees lands a nice looking body kick.
Banshees swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Sackett.
Banshees scores with a shot to the body.
Banshees throws a low kick, looking for Sackett's leg but Sackett calmly moves out of range.
The fighters circling - Sackett throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Banshees throws a leg kick which misses Sackett's front leg but catches the back leg as Sackett tries to avoid it.
Banshees feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Sacketts jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Banshees is looking to slow Sackett down with leg kicks.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Banshees connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Sackett's hands.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Banshees stalks Sackett and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Sackett's face. Sackett staggers backwards, shaken.
Banshees throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Sackett.
Sackett stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Banshees.
Banshees turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Sackett throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Banshees takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Banshees looks to land a combination. Sackett sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A big left from Banshees misses.
A punch combination from Sackett misses.
A jab from Banshees finds it's way through Sackett's defenses.
A slapping leg kick lands for Banshees.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sackett misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Banshees.
Banshees changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Banshees with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Sackett misses with a right hand
and Banshees counters with an inside leg kick.
Sackett takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

Banshees fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Sackett, pushing him back against the cage.
Sackett blocks an uppercut.
Banshees is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Sackett can do to turn this around?
Sackett is trying to maintain a safe position but Banshees gets an underhook and turns Sackett into the cage.
Banshees swings wildly with an uppercut but Sackett uses good head movement to avoid it.
Banshees misses with a hook to the ribs.
Sackett is looking to break free of the clinch but Banshees has double underhooks.
Sackett's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Banshees cracks Sackett with a nice body shot.
Banshees lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Sackett wants a takedown.
Sackett dodges an elbow strike from Banshees.
Sackett blocks an uppercut.
Banshees pushes Sackett back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Banshees throws an elbow but it misses.
Banshees misses with an elbow strike.
Banshees throws a knee to the head but misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Come on Sackett - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Banshees lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Sackett backwards.
Banshees lands a shot to the body.
Banshees keeps control of Sackett as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Sackett wants to stall.
Banshees gets through Sackett's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Banshees has a couple of punches blocked by Sackett.
Banshees misses with a short punch on the inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Siouxsie Banshees clearly takes that round.
The cut man is working on Kin Ring Sackett's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Banshees is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Sackett lands a nice looking body shot.
Banshees cracks Sackett with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Banshees walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Banshees connects with an inside leg kick.
A good leg kick by Banshees.
Banshees lands a nice leg kick that just misses Sackett's sensitive parts.
Banshees thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Sackett if he has to take too many more of those.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Banshees with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Banshees keeps Sackett at a distance using the push kick.
Sackett is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
Banshees tries to clinch up.
Sackett throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sackett ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Banshees moves away.
Sackett on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Banshees. Banshees obviously looking to wear him down.
Banshees lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Sackett moves out of range as Banshees throws a body kick.

Banshees has Sackett up against the cage in a clinch.
Sackett blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Sackett blocks an uppercut.
Sackett blocks a body shot from Banshees.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Banshees just misses with a elbow thrown towards Sackett's brow.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Banshees tries a body shot but Sackett blocks it.
Sackett stalls.
Banshees tries to work over Sackett's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Banshees tries a body shot but Sackett blocks it.
Sackett tries for a takedown. No joy.
Sackett stalling in the clinch but Banshees improves position.
Banshees has a couple of punches blocked by Sackett.
Sackett tries for a takedown but Banshees manages to get underhooks.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Banshees lands a body shot in the clinch.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Banshees has a couple of punches blocked by Sackett.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Banshees.
Sackett wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Banshees missing with knees to the body.
Banshees pushes Sackett back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A nice left hand lands by Sackett.
Banshees lands with a short punch from the clinch.

Sackett is rocked!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Banshees misses with a punch to the body.
Banshees tries to land knees in the clinch but Sackett avoids the damage to the body.
Banshees is pressed up against the cage. Sackett has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Banshees down to the mat. Banshees avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Siouxsie Banshees has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kin Ring Sackett.
Decent striking displayed by Banshees there.
Sackett throws the left hand but Banshees avoids the punch easily.
Sackett misses with a body kick.
Banshees throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
That kick from Banshees tenderised Sackett's leg. Sackett is trying to keep his angry face on.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Crunch! Banshees slams his shin into Sackett's torso.
Banshees lands with a thumping leg kick.

Banshees closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Siouxsie Banshees had his way with Kin Ring Sackett in that round.
The cut man is working on Kin Ring Sackett's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

A head kick by Sackett misses
and Sackett takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

Sackett tries to keep at a distance but Banshees has taken the fight into the clinch.
Banshees lands with a light punch inside.
Banshees lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Banshees lands a body punch.
A left hand lands to the body for Banshees.
Banshees tries a body shot but Sackett blocks it.
Banshees lands a nice uppercut.
Banshees scores with a hook to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sackett changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Banshees fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Sackett is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell?
Banshees checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Banshees lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
A big right from Sackett misses.
Sackett takes one on the button.
Sackett is still on wobbly legs! Can Banshees finish him?

Banshees forces Sackett back against the cage and clinches.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Sackett seems to have recovered his senses.
Sackett blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Kin Ring Sackett has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Siouxsie Banshees is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sackett blocks the elbow strike.
Sackett is trying to stall.
Sackett leaning against his opponent.
Banshees keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Sackett's efforts to push away.
Banshees unloads a knee to the mid-section.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Banshees lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Banshees.
Banshees tries a body shot but Sackett blocks it.
Banshees unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Sackett blocks an uppercut.
Sackett has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Banshees.
Banshees creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Sackett's defenses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sackett fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Sackett's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Sackett can't find room to land a body shot as Banshees controls the action.
Sackett lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Banshees keeps control of Sackett as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Sackett working aggressively here.
Sackett is trying to force a seperation but Banshees has the dominant position.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Banshees throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Sackett.
Sackett doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Banshees blocks an uppercut.

And that's the end of the fight!
Siouxsie Banshees showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Banshees has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 50:45
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 50:45
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 50:45

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Siouxsie Banshees!
Siouxsie Banshees is the new light heavyweight champion!