PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dicks Erect (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pippy Skippy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Erect comes into the arena with Im Too Sexy blaring out of the sound system. The key to victory for Dicks Erect has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

Erect
vs
Skippy

200 cm
18
300 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

195 cm
23
300 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Dicks Erect!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Pippy Skippy!
The judges for this bout are Elvis Blanc, Steve Smith and Dillan Fox.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Skippy fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Erect swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Erect lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.

It looks like Pippy Skippy has been cut.
Erect uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Skippy has time to react.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Skippy fails to land the takedown.
Erect throws a right and a left that both miss.
Erect bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Erect lunges at Skippy with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Skippy's hand.
Erect misses with a series of wild punches.

Erect feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Skippy sprawling to the canvas! Skippy rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Erect finish him?!
Skippy throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!

Erect sends Skippy crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Erect is motioning to the referee to let Skippy up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!

Skippy scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Skippy looks gassed!
Skippy landing strikes.
Skippy prevents Erect from escaping the position.
Skippy wants to control but Erect is keeping him busy.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Skippy decides to take the fight back to the feet.
Some wild striking there from Erect.
Erect slips a jab and a cross from Skippy.
Skippy has a takedown stuffed.
Dicks Erect has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Pippy Skippy.
Skippy misses with a takedown attempt - Erect sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Erect misses with a jab, cross combination.
Erect stuffs the takedown.
Skippy showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Erect.
Erect lands a two punch combo.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Erect lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Erect misses with a few strikes there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Erect feints a jab promting Skippy to slip. Erect then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Skippy slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Erect throws a nice looking combination but Skippy bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Erect lands with a right hand.
Erect scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Erect lands a jab to the nose.
Erect misses with a double jab.

Skippy closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Erect's guard.
Skippy controlling from the top position.
Skippy working some strikes from top position.
Skippy connects with a couple of short punches.
Erect keeping moving, preventing Skippy from controlling successfully.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Skippy throwing strikes but missing.
Skippy controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Skippy postures up in Erect's guard and throws a big left but Erect blocks it.
Skippy distracts Erect with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Skippy working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Skippy lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Skippy working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Skippy scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Skippy is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Skippy trying to control the position from guard on top but Erect is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Skippy gets to his feet - Erect follows without any prompting.

Skippy feints and as Erect raises his hands in defense, Skippy changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Erect is working an open guard so Skippy takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
Skippy shoots in for a double leg but Erect sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.

Skippy shoots in and gets a takedown into Erect's guard.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Erect trying to keep a closed guard but Skippy is proving a slippery customer.
Skippy missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dicks Erect dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Pippy Skippy's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Erect throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

Skippy moves into the clinch successfully.
Erect wants to get back to striking at distance but Skippy won't allow it.
Erect has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Erect is trying to force a seperation but Skippy has the dominant position.

Skippy jumps into guard, dragging Erect to the mat.

Erect got a little sloppy there for a moment and Skippy has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Erect has managed to get both his arms back between Skippy's legs - danger averted.
Erect trying to control but Skippy is working from the bottom.
Pippy Skippy has got the better of the ground game so far.
Erect tries to stand but Skippy is controlling from the bottom.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Skippy has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.

Skippy pushes Erect off and scrambles back to his feet.

Erect tries to keep at a distance but Skippy has taken the fight into the clinch.
Erect has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Erect is working for takedown but Skippy is calmly controlling the position for now.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Skippy manages to break the clinch.
Skippy takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Dicks Erect seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Skippy throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Erect.
Skippy slips a jab and a cross from Erect.

Skippy shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Erect's guard.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Skippy accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Skippy slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Skippy throws a big right hand that misses.

Skippy is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Skippy is stalling in the full guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Let's hope that Skippy has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.

Skippy is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Erect is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Erect has escaped and now he's on top!
Erect is fighting to break Skippy's control of his arms but Skippy is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.

OK we're going to have a standup here. Pippy Skippy hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
Sloppy strikes from Erect. Those never looked like landing.

Skippy dives in and scores a takedown into Erect's guard.
Skippy working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Skippy with a flurry of punches that miss.
Erect wants to stand and escape but Skippy is having none of it.

Skippy drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Skippy jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pippy Skippy showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Pippy Skippy's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Erect fails to land with a series of punches.
Skippy closes this distance looking for a takedown but Erect circles away.
Erect throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Skippy.
Erect throws a body punch but Skippy moves out of range.
Erect will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Skippy thows a body shot but no joy.
Skippy throws a series of strikes that have Erect backpedaling.
Sloppy strikes from Erect. Those never looked like landing.
Erect with a hook.
Skippy scores with a body shot.
Dicks Erect is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

Erect tries to sprawl but Skippy drives through with a takedown into half guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Skippy maintaining the dominant position here and is working for a kimura. He's locked it up! Erect could be in real trouble here! He's trying to wriggle out but Skippy has cracked it and Erect is screaming in pain - he's tapped out! Great finish by Skippy!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:05 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Pippy Skippy!
Pippy Skippy is the new super heavyweight champion!