PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Roll Fizzlebeef (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Crowley Osbourne (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Osbourne's choice of entrance music: Mr Crowley. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Fizzlebeef
vs
Osbourne

174 cm
30
160 lbs
15 - 1 - 1

175 cm
26
159 lbs
17 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Very quick

ADCC Champion
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 1 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Roll Fizzlebeef!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Crowley Osbourne!
The judges for this bout are Paul Aken, Patrick Alders and Paulsen Ambrosius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fizzlebeef takes a swing at Osbourne's ribcage but misses.
Roll Fizzlebeef seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Osbourne swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Fizzlebeef counters with a stiff right hand.
Donk. Fizzlebeef catches Osbourne right on the button with a cross.
Osbourne slips a straight right by Fizzlebeef.
Osbourne throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Fizzlebeef.
Osbourne thows a body shot but no joy.
Osbourne looks to score with a jab to the body but Fizzlebeef is just out of range.
A jab from Osbourne misses.
Osbourne throws a lazy right hand but Fizzlebeef sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Fizzlebeef slaps away a takedown attempt from Osbourne, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Fizzlebeef lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Osbourne lands with a hook. Fizzlebeef tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Fizzlebeef takes a shot to the body in his stride.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Osbourne moves into range and connects with a jab.
Fizzlebeef tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Sloppy strikes from Osbourne. Those never looked like landing.
Osbourne misses with a hook. Fizzlebeef ducked under it nicely.
Fizzlebeef uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Osbourne.
Osbourne will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Osbourne bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Osbourne throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Fizzlebeef.
Osbourne misses with a hook.
Fizzlebeef misses with a leg kick
and Osbourne counters with a nice body shot.
Osbourne throws an off balance right hand
and Fizzlebeef cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fizzlebeef uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Osbourne.
Fizzlebeef lands a head shot.
Jab by Fizzlebeef.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Osbourne checks a leg kick.

Osbourne scores with a takedown into Fizzlebeef's guard.
Osbourne stopping the sweep attempt from Fizzlebeef.
Osbourne trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Fizzlebeef keeping moving, preventing Osbourne from controlling successfully.
Osbourne in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Osbourne has gone for a leg lock! Fizzlebeef slips out almost immediately though and dives into Osbourne's guard.
Fizzlebeef keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Osbourne's head.
Osbourne working a defensive guard but Fizzlebeef manages to pass into side control anyway.
Osbourne is looking for a sweep.

Fizzlebeef thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Fizzlebeef wants to control for a moment but Osbourne uses the opportunity to move back to half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fizzlebeef trying to mount his opponent but Osbourne defends it.
Fizzlebeef is thwarting Osbourne's attempts to control the position.
Osbourne regains full guard. Nicely done.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Fizzlebeef stays in close to Osbourne's body and controls the position.
Osbourne looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Roll Fizzlebeef will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Osbourne looks to land a left hand but Fizzlebeef moved out of range nicely.
Osbourne ducks under a wild hook from Fizzlebeef.
Osbourne keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Fizzlebeef just misses with a punch to the body.
A punch combination from Osbourne misses.
Osbourne tries to bum rush Fizzlebeef with a series of wild strikes but Fizzlebeef uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Osbourne is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Fizzlebeef.
Osbourne lands with a right hand.
Osbourne avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Fizzlebeef uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Osbourne has time to react.
Osbourne keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Osbourne misses with a wild body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Some wild striking there from Osbourne.
Osbourne throws out a loose jab but Fizzlebeef uses good head movement to avoid it.
Osbourne jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Osbourne looks for a takedown but Fizzlebeef sprawls well.
Roll Fizzlebeef is winning the standup battle so far.
Fizzlebeef displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Osbourne throws out the jab.
Osbourne throws a one two combo.
Fizzlebeef slips a straight right by Osbourne.
Osbourne ducks right into an uppercut from Fizzlebeef.
A looping hook to the body misses from Osbourne. Fizzlebeef does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fizzlebeef scores with a hook.
Fizzlebeef steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Osbourne.
Osbourne just misses with a punch to the body.
Fizzlebeef lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Osbourne circles away quickly and effectively.
Osbourne slips a jab from Fizzlebeef.
Fizzlebeef takes a swing at Osbourne's ribcage but misses.
Osbourne cracks Fizzlebeef with an open hand slap.
Fizzlebeef throws a poor cross that misses
and Osbourne counters with a straight right hand.
Fizzlebeef throws out a leg kick but Osbourne moves out of range and Fizzlebeef only half commits.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Osbourne takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.

Osbourne shoots in for a takedown and gets it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fizzlebeef avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Osbourne.
Fizzlebeef preventing any damage for now, controlling his opponent's head.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Osbourne slows the pace down in half guard.
Fizzlebeef is looking to control Osbourne's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Fizzlebeef avoid being mounted?
Osbourne looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Osbourne stalling away here and it's allowed Fizzlebeef to slip out his trapped foot and regain full guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Osbourne drops back looking for a leg! Fizzlebeef is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Fizzlebeef manages to kick Osbourne off! Osbourne jumps back into Fizzlebeef's guard.
Osbourne trying to control the position from guard on top but Fizzlebeef is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Crowley Osbourne has got the better of the ground game so far.
Fizzlebeef controlling Osbourne's posture.
Fizzlebeef not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Osbourne throwing strikes but missing.
Osbourne with a nice head shot there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Crowley Osbourne showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Osbourne tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Fizzlebeef was well out of range. Poor timing from Osbourne.
Osbourne misses with the combination.
Fizzlebeef keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Osbourne throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Osbourne ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Osbourne avoids the body shot from Fizzlebeef.
Fizzlebeef lands with a nice combination. Osbourne backs away looking to recover.
Osbourne fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
No joy there for Osbourne, who threw a few shots but didn't land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fizzlebeef lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Osbourne circles away quickly and effectively.
Osbourne misses with an uppercut.
Osbourne fails to land with a series of punches.
Fizzlebeef looks to score with a jab to the body but Osbourne is just out of range.
Osbourne throws a right and a left that both miss.
Fizzlebeef throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Roll Fizzlebeef is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Fizzlebeef throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Osbourne throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Fizzlebeef walks into a straight right hand from Osbourne.
Osbourne avoids a lazy jab quite easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fizzlebeef throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Osbourne misses with a hook.
Osbourne throws a shot from downtown. Fizzlebeef moves away and avoids it.
Osbourne misses with a two punch combination.
Osbourne lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Decent striking displayed by Fizzlebeef there.
Osbourne moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Osbourne, as that shot connected.
Fizzlebeef keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Osbourne.
Osbourne throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Osbourne throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Osbourne fails to land the takedown.
Roll Fizzlebeef has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Crowley Osbourne.
Osbourne is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Fizzlebeef.
Danga de danga de dang - Fizzlebeef scores with a four punch combination!
Fizzlebeef throws a leg kick but Osbourne sees it coming and moves out of range.
Fizzlebeef throws a hook to the side of Osbourne's head but Osbourne sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Osbourne is defended easily by Fizzlebeef.
Fizzlebeef tries to work over Osbourne's front leg with a kick but Osbourne checks it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fizzlebeef throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Osbourne throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Osbourne scores with a jab.
Fizzlebeef keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Fizzlebeef throws a nice outside leg kick.
Osbourne avoids the body shot from Fizzlebeef.
Fizzlebeef pivots, looking for a leg kick but Osbourne is out of range and Fizzlebeef settles back down.

Fizzlebeef feints and as Osbourne raises his hands in defense, Fizzlebeef changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Fizzlebeef looking to pass the guard.
Osbourne is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Roll Fizzlebeef clearly takes that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Osbourne throws a shot from downtown. Fizzlebeef moves away and avoids it.
Osbourne misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Fizzlebeef blocks a jab.
Osbourne walks into a stiff left hand from Fizzlebeef.
A slow jab from Osbourne misses its intended target.
Osbourne moves out of range of the leg kick from Fizzlebeef.
Osbourne swings for the body but Fizzlebeef moves out of range.
Osbourne throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Fizzlebeef lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Osbourne circles away quickly and effectively.
Osbourne misses with a straight left.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fizzlebeef stalks Osbourne and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Osbourne's face. Osbourne staggers backwards, shaken.

Osbourne is rocked!

It looks like Crowley Osbourne has been cut.
Fizzlebeef throws a low kick, looking for Osbourne's leg but Osbourne calmly moves out of range.
Osbourne is still on wobbly legs! Can Fizzlebeef finish him?
Osbourne tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Fizzlebeef was well out of range. Poor timing from Osbourne.
Osbourne takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Fizzlebeef throws a low kick but it's checked well by Osbourne.
Osbourne blocks a leg kick.
Fizzlebeef scoring well with a low kick there.
Fizzlebeef walks into a left hand.
Fizzlebeef throws a leg kick which misses Osbourne's front leg but catches the back leg as Osbourne tries to avoid it.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Fizzlebeef works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Osbourne avoids a punch combination nicely.
A looping hook to the body misses from Fizzlebeef. Osbourne does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fizzlebeef smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Osbourne misses with a double jab.
Osbourne takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Osbourne throws the left hand but Fizzlebeef avoids the punch easily.

Osbourne shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than Osbourne was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Osbourne is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
Osbourne thowing shots but they're missing.
Fizzlebeef is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Fizzlebeef really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Osbourne with the ground and pound from mount.
Osbourne throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
Osbourne scoring with strikes but Fizzlebeef is staying in there.
Osbourne seems to have recovered his senses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Osbourne landing strikes from the mount and Fizzlebeef is in trouble!
Osbourne lands a nice shot to the head.
Osbourne prevents Fizzlebeef from getting the reversal.
Osbourne lands with some strikes.
Fizzlebeef is squirming around, avoiding Osbourne's attempts to control the action.
Osbourne lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Fizzlebeef hang on?
Fizzlebeef is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Osbourne connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Osbourne scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Fizzlebeef?
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fizzlebeef tries to get back to half guard but can't.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Osbourne lands a heavy elbow.
Fizzlebeef taking shots to the head.
Osbourne in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.

Fizzlebeef is rocked!
BOOM! Osbourne connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Oh Fizzlebeef is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Fizzlebeef really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Osbourne working Fizzlebeef over with strikes here.
Fizzlebeef tries to reverse the position but Osbourne maintains control.
Osbourne lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Fizzlebeef hang on?
Fizzlebeef tries to get back to half guard but can't.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Osbourne has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Osbourne raining down hammerfists from mount.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Crowley Osbourne dominated that fourth round.
The cut man is working on Crowley Osbourne's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

Osbourne shoots in for a double leg but Fizzlebeef sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Nice jab there from Osbourne.
Fizzlebeef thows a left - swing and a miss!
Fizzlebeef throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Fizzlebeef moves out of range as Osbourne strikes.
Fizzlebeef misses with a low kick.
Fizzlebeef seems to have got his legs back now.
Fizzlebeef steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Osbourne.
Fizzlebeef throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Osbourne tries to bum rush Fizzlebeef with a series of wild strikes but Fizzlebeef uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Fizzlebeef uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Osbourne.
Fizzlebeef throws a jab but it's blocked by Osbourne.
Osbourne slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fizzlebeef throws a quick inside leg kick.
Fizzlebeef slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Nice sprawl there from Fizzlebeef as Osbourne shoots in.
Osbourne misses with a right hand
and Fizzlebeef counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Osbourne stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Osbourne wants it to stay on the feet.
Osbourne fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Fizzlebeef avoids it really well and circles away.
Roll Fizzlebeef has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Crowley Osbourne.
Osbourne is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell?
Fizzlebeef throws a low kick but Osbourne avoids it.
Osbourne misses with a body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A combination from Osbourne does no damage.
Osbourne throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Fizzlebeef is looking to score with low kicks.
Osbourne missing with a left hand there. Fizzlebeef was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Fizzlebeef misses with a series of wild punches.
Osbourne showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Fizzlebeef.
Osbourne shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Fizzlebeef defends it nicely.
Fizzlebeef slaps away a takedown attempt from Osbourne, before circling back to the center of the mat.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Osbourne misses the shot to the body.
Fizzlebeef looks to land a combination but Osbourne avoids it well.

Osbourne drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Fizzlebeef is looking for a sweep.
Fizzlebeef managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Osbourne.
Osbourne is staying tight to Fizzlebeef's torso, preventing him from escaping.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Osbourne trying to control the position but Fizzlebeef is working away.
Osbourne creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Fizzlebeef sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
Osbourne is chipping away with strikes.
Osbourne working the head with strikes.
Osbourne working the head and body with strikes.
Osbourne cracks Fizzlebeef with a big elbow.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Osbourne looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Fizzlebeef is trying to get back to half guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
Crowley Osbourne comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Osbourne has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paul Aken scores the fight 47:48
Judge Patrick Alders scores the fight 47:48
Judge Paulsen Ambrosius scores the fight 47:48

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Crowley Osbourne!
Crowley Osbourne is the new lightweight champion!