PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joe Attard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Steve Austin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Attard's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Waving flag. Austin has chosen shattered dreams as his entrance music. Steve Austin will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Attard
vs
Austin

155 cm
18
225 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

190 cm
19
255 lbs
0 - 5 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Joe Attard!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Steve Austin!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Gwen Towbar and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Attard looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
Attard tries to break the clinch but Austin is controlling the position.
Austin pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the ropes.

Austin manages to break the clinch.

Attard gets caught napping as Austin dives in and scores a takedown. Attard manages to retain guard.

Austin is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.

Austin thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Austin controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Attard is striking from the bottom but Austin uses the opportunity to pass into half guard.

Austin is trying to work for a kimura but Attard is defending well.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Austin in particular looking to stall.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Austin looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.

Austin maintaining the dominant position here and is working for a kimura. He's locked it up! Attard could be in real trouble here! He's trying to wriggle out but Austin has cracked it and Attard is screaming in pain - he's tapped out! Great finish by Austin!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Steve Austin!