PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gregor Samsa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Robert Buddy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Samsa
vs
Buddy

193 cm
24
270 lbs
7 - 7 - 0

190 cm
30
265 lbs
15 - 11 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Great low kicks
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Powerful

Milwaukee's Best Nutrition $55 - 159's

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Gregor Samsa!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Robert Buddy!
The judges for this bout are John Mangel, Steve Erwin and Eliza Hachem.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Samsa doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Samsa takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Samsa misses with a combination
and Buddy counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Buddy blocks a head kick by Samsa.
Buddy misses with a straight left.
Buddy blocks a head kick by Samsa.
Buddy showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Samsa.
Nice uppercut there from Buddy.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Donk. Buddy catches Samsa right on the button with a cross.
Samsa swings wildly with a couple of big hooks

and Buddy counters with a single leg into guard. Samsa didn't expect that.
Buddy looking to control the position here, rather than advance.

Samsa throws his legs up looking to secure a triangle. Oh, that looks pretty tight, I gotta say! Buddy escapes and throws Samsa's legs to the side, diving into side control!
Samsa is looking to reverse the position.
Samsa looking for a sweep but Buddy has passed into full mount! Oh no!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Buddy tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Buddy punishing his opponent with strikes.
Samsa is trying desperately to improve position.
Samsa gets back to half guard.
Buddy wants to pass to mount but Samsa is defending the position.
Samsa trying to get back to full guard but Buddy takes advantage of the position and moves to full mount!
Buddy landing strikes, looking to finish!

Samsa is rocked!
Buddy takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Oh Samsa is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Buddy cracks Samsa with a big head shot that has him covering up instantly! He's rolled onto his side and the referee has seen enough - this one is aaaaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:02 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Robert Buddy!