PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Aalio Paalio (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Solid Snake (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Paalio kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Motörhead - Iron Fist. Solid Snake acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

Paalio
vs
Snake

225 cm
27
322 lbs
13 - 11 - 0

195 cm
22
292 lbs
6 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Very quick

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Aalio Paalio!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Solid Snake!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Roosa Järviläinen and Tarja Halkonen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Snake tries to bum rush Paalio with a series of wild strikes but Paalio uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Paalio lands an overhand right.
Paalio motions for Snake to come forward. Paalio throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Snake defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Paalio.
A lazy left from Paalio finds it's target.
Paalio tries to clinch up.
Paalio with a nice cross.
Snake connects with a single shot there.

It looks like Aalio Paalio has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nice uppercut lands for Snake. That snapped Paalio's head back.
Snake lands with a right and another and another! Paalio is in big trouble! Snake lands again and this time it's lights out for Paalio! A quality knockout there for Snake.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Solid Snake!