PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Assholamatitis Shitsalot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Aleksandar Stanimirovic (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters really staring eachother down here, as Aleksandar Stanimirovic enters the ring!

Shitsalot
vs
Stanimirovic

225 cm
25
300 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

180 cm
20
300 lbs
2 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter striker
Good chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

[B2F] Born 2 Fight

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Assholamatitis Shitsalot!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Aleksandar Stanimirovic!
The judges for this bout are Ren Mimura, Hirohito Nitta and Yukihiro Yamamoto.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stanimirovic lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.

It looks like Assholamatitis Shitsalot has been cut.
Shitsalot blocks a head kick by Stanimirovic.
Stanimirovic tries to close the distance and clinch up but Shitsalot swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Stanimirovic defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Shitsalot.

Stanimirovic fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Shitsalot, pushing him back against the ropes.
Stanimirovic gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Shitsalot.
Shitsalot can't get the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Assholamatitis Shitsalot. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Shitsalot can't get the takedown.
Stanimirovic managing to block the knees to the body from Shitsalot.
Shitsalot drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Stanimirovic gets the underhooks and prevents it.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Stanimirovic lands a big knee from the Thai clinch and Shitsalot goes down hard! The ref takes a good look at him but he's still defending himself. Stanimirovic in side control.
Stanimirovic in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
Stanimirovic wants to lay and pray for a moment but Shitsalot keeps working.
Shitsalot regains half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stanimirovic throwing shots but Shitsalot is blocking nicely.

Shitsalot looking for submissions off his back.
Shitsalot has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Stanimirovic is working away from the top position though.
Shitsalot on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Shitsalot tries to get out of the position.
Stanimirovic lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Stanimirovic thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Shitsalot's head.
Shitsalot wants to control but Stanimirovic is keeping busy and won't allow it.

Shitsalot actively working from the bottom here.
Stanimirovic seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Shitsalot does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Shitsalot blocking the ground and pound attempt from Stanimirovic.
Shitsalot trying to hold on to Stanimirovic's head to control him but Stanimirovic postures up.
Stanimirovic is trying to control the action in half guard but Shitsalot is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.

Shitsalot actively working from the bottom here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stanimirovic is thwarting Shitsalot's attempts to control the position.
Stanimirovic scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Stanimirovic is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Shitsalot is just riding it out for now. Stanimirovic eventually gives up the hold.
Stanimirovic thows a huge punch but Shitsalot dodges it nicely.
Stanimirovic trying to control from half guard but Shitsalot is working away.
Stanimirovic throwing shots but Shitsalot is blocking nicely.
Shitsalot wants to improve his position but Stanimirovic is controlling well.
Shitsalot is trying to control but can't.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stanimirovic is trying to control the action in half guard but Shitsalot is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Shitsalot is trying to control but can't.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.

Shitsalot is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Stanimirovic pulls his head out easily.
Shitsalot has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Stanimirovic is working away from the top position though.
Stanimirovic sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Shitsalot defending well though.
Shitsalot has hold of Stanimirovic's hands but Stanimirovic slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.

Shitsalot is rocked!
Stanimirovic lands a big elbow - Shitsalot is out of it! He's waving his arms around but his eyes are closed and he's not intelligently defending himself - the ref has no choice but to jump in and stop the fight! This one is in the books! A TKO win for Stanimirovic!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Aleksandar Stanimirovic!